BrittazEdward

Miss Omaha, United States 36 years-old

Nomoretexting 1 November 2009, 04:35 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Eyebleach

Today, I received a 4-page text message from my mom explaining what she was going to do to me tonight, in full detail. I'm one name below her boyfriend on her contact list. FML

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Anonymous 27 August 2010, 12:23 United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend asked me how big the Sun would be compared to the Earth. I didn't have anything on me to help demonstrate, so to imitate the Earth, I made a small hole with my index finger and thumb and said "Okay, imagine a ball this small." She then looked at my crotch. FML

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