Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, after a long time convincing my parents that my boyfriend is really a good guy, not only did he decide to come by the house completely drunk, but he also ended up trying to kiss my mom, thinking it was me. FML
Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, my dad decided to have a little father and daughter bonding time. Unfortunately, his idea of bonding involves him sitting around at home, getting piss drunk, and falling asleep. FML
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
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TwoBytesCarley 27
I suppose if you don’t mind having a possible mother in law also be your step mother, that it would be just dandy. On the bright side, family gatherings would be much easier to organize.
jlc82 14
if she's single and looking for a relationship it's absolutely none of your business. butt out
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Rake 18
if she is not in a relationship, what is the problem with that?
TwoBytesCarley 27
I suppose if you don’t mind having a possible mother in law also be your step mother, that it would be just dandy. On the bright side, family gatherings would be much easier to organize.
jlc82 14
if she's single and looking for a relationship it's absolutely none of your business. butt out