Today, while my husband and I were having sex, we were trying this strawberry flavored lube which had a very strong candy smell. My husband starts laughing mid-performance, looks me in the eye, and exclaims "F*CK THE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try flavored condoms. I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me and decided it'd be funny to blow raspberries in my crotch. He literally thought it was the funniest thing ever. FML
Today, my fiancé and I decided to engage in some erotic food play. She covered every region of my body, including my genitals, with strawberry sauce. Today also happens to be the day that I found out I'm allergic to strawberries. FML
Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML
Today, I was having amazing sex with my husband. When he blew his load, he also blew something else - a giant glob of snot, directly at my face. FML
Today, I realised why my room has been smelling like berries and why sex has been so uncomfortable recently. Apparently boyfriend doesn't know the difference between hair conditioner and lube. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Today, my husband decided to put different condiments on my body to make our sex better. I was thinking whipped cream; he was feeling ketchup. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try something new in bed. He blindfolded me and I felt something cold on my lady parts. Five seconds later it started burning so I looked. He decided to use toothpaste because he couldn't find chocolate sauce to lick off. It hurts to pee. FML
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mitolit 12
So what? Your husband made a joke, how is that a female?
OnlyNeko 13
Most definitely NOT a 'BAAD' thing in my opinion if'n you CAN'T 'Laugh' during Sex they are NOT the right person for you!
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Comments (13)
mitolit 12
So what? Your husband made a joke, how is that a female?
Chasity Gates 8
Wasn't so much an fml but it was funny and I wanted to share with people lol.
Death69 24
Well...You kinda are. It was a funny joke. Roll with IT. FML? I think NOT.
OnlyNeko 13
Most definitely NOT a 'BAAD' thing in my opinion if'n you CAN'T 'Laugh' during Sex they are NOT the right person for you!
Cynical_1 26
I think the point of the FML is that he stopped just to laugh about something rather silly. The OP probably feels...and rightly so...that he really must not have been that into it. I'm sure most people would find that somewhat upsetting. Especially if they were really into it themselves.
Sherri Lynn Shauck 1
It sounds to me that he was enjoying himself more because he would rather taste the rainbow then f*ck the rainbow. I think there was a misunderstanding.
Glowworm56 27
I am strongly reminded of a fake (Meaning it was not an official one) commercial for Skittles in which a newlywed couple do the deed and the groom shoots out Skittles.
RichardPencil 32
He said he wanted to give you the Whopper, but your Snickers made him bring in the Three Musketeers to break your Kit Kat.
Inkoseh 33
Oh, you sweet summer child.
Lemou_fml 25
Your life sucks, because you couldn't get over yourself.
jfsiv 17
My Ex never could laugh or have fun while having sex. Everything had to be fully romantic, or it was just mechanical. **** that, sex should be fun at times. Notice that she's now my Ex.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, I'll never look at Skittles the same way again! :D LOL