Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house with a few people. I drank too much wine and later when everyone else had left I gave him head, deepthroating a little too enthusiastically, and puked all over his cock and bedsheets. Turns out, washing vomit out of your pubes kills the mood somewhat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a bit buzzed, I finally gave in to my boyfriend's request and gave him a rimjob. I was licking away when I suddenly realized what I was doing, leapt off the bed, and ran to the toilet to puke. FML
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin, and in a puddle of my own piss. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML
Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML
Today, a guy I'd been seeing briefly came over for cocktails and a movie. The night ended with him vomiting in my bathroom and on my couch, using my toothbrush, then proceeding to tell me how big his ex-boyfriend's dick was. FML
Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
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Sniggle 0
I don't think the washing of vomit is what killed the mood... unless your boyfriend is into that kind of thing O.o
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
That's awkward. Guess you shouldn't deepthroat more than you can handle, hmm?
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Comments (211)
pinkducttape 0
#43 ecoeco777 - if a girl gets drunk and tries to pleasure her boyfriend she will get raped...i believe the correct answer is false.
Xx_Slayer_xX 22
Are you stupid?
ohxberlin 0
who doesn't love vomit? better yet who doesn't love vomit all over their junk?! ydi, ya nasty
nprugby11 0
Well that's just wrong, at least he'll probably never ask you to give him head ever again...though you might want to prepare for a life of getting a nut busted in your eye
LesYeuxDeDario 0
Be happy idiot -. - means he dont have a microdick and he can satisfy you. And ... that fml is funny ; D
uSound 0
Not a *****, but that's so nasty.
zombina 0
I'm not entirely sure why the word ***** has come up so much, considering the word boyfriend was one of the key phrases in this FML.
seepaper 0
I totally feel for you.... A couple years ago I was blowing my boyfriend, and he grabbed my hair and started going too vigorously. I started to feel sick so I tried to pull away and ended up vomiting as he finished. (FML)
maggiewalters 17
wow you're disgusting
itspillzhaha 0
that happened 2 me. the girl got drunk, a threw up on me a few times. it does suck and it does kill the mood. i was able 2 deal with her throwin up on my pants, bt wen she threw up on my dick, tht killed it. :/
netbeui435 3
A+++ for trying !!