Today, my house got its annual visit from a cat that lives down the street. My dogs did nothing to chase it away, and it marked its territory. I have a very sensitive nose, but I can't find where the smell is coming from for the life of me. I am also highly susceptible to migraines, and cat piss triggers them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm covered in scratches because a feral cat found its way under the house and tore apart the A/C duct to climb its way into my room in the middle of the night. After 30 minutes of chasing it, I got rid of it, but my room now smells like cat piss and I'm applying Neosporin to places I should never have to. FML
Today, I was awakened at 5:30 a.m. Did my dog need to go out? No. Did my alarm go off? No. My neighbor's asshole cat was on my window AC, scratching at my window, before pissing on the AC and jumping off. If I turn it on, my bedroom will reek of cat piss. The high today will be near 90. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, the strange cat that has adopted me inexplicably made its way into my house and curled up next to my head while I slept. I'm horribly allergic. FML
Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML
Today, the entire back room of Walmart smelled like cat piss. No one else complained, as they all claimed they couldn’t smell a thing under their masks. I, on the other hand, have a headache and nausea from the overpowering scent despite my mask. FML
Today, my cat got diarrhea. My house is under renovation at the moment. I can smell it, but I don't know where it is. FML
Today, I was feeling nauseous and my cat was comforting me. I breathed in through my nose, and my cat's fur caused me to sneeze. I sneezed so hard, I threw up out my nose. Nothing will get rid of the smell from within my nasal cavity. FML
Today, my cat got sprayed by a skunk for the fifth time in two years. He still loves to chase skunks, and gets sprayed every time he does. The putrid scent doesn’t seem to bother him at all, either. Every night, he normally pushes himself up against my face and nose. It’s gonna be a long, restless smelly few days. FML
Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
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SirEnigM0nk 22
Piss In Boots strikes again!
Chazzster 32
I realize it’s summer down under right now - But don’t you have screens on your windows and doors? If not you need to have them. And of course pets doors work just as well for other animals, including wild life as they do for your pets… OP I’m sorry that “Piss and Boots” struck at your home, but is this an indication that you might have an even less friendly visitor some time on the future if you don’t tighten up your home security?… By the way, once you find the stain, pet stores have cleaning products that neutralize the scent. Also urine shows up under black lights (UV light). You might get a hand UV flashlight - Maybe they have them at the pet store? In dim light urine glows quite visibly when you shine UV light on it.
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SirEnigM0nk 22
Piss In Boots strikes again!
Chazzster 32
I realize it’s summer down under right now - But don’t you have screens on your windows and doors? If not you need to have them. And of course pets doors work just as well for other animals, including wild life as they do for your pets… OP I’m sorry that “Piss and Boots” struck at your home, but is this an indication that you might have an even less friendly visitor some time on the future if you don’t tighten up your home security?… By the way, once you find the stain, pet stores have cleaning products that neutralize the scent. Also urine shows up under black lights (UV light). You might get a hand UV flashlight - Maybe they have them at the pet store? In dim light urine glows quite visibly when you shine UV light on it.