Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML
Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML
Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML
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Top comments
frenchboy95 2
Aww.. Your boyfriend is a pervert.. I would never do that to my girlfriend..
Shadic 0
Romantic!
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Comments (265)
Hjelloo 0
Good, you're dating a man who knows how to put a bitch in her place.
Carribu 0
God, my boyfriend would never do that. And I'm American. So is he. So shut the **** up. On one hand, he shouldn't just assume that you want what he wants. On the other hand, just jerk him off then get him to hold your hand. No big deal.
lifeloathesme 0
Is it bad that ive done that lol. Though if they didn't want to touch me there i wouldn't exactly fore them i'd give them achance to take thier hand out. if you didn't want your hand down his pants just take your hand out. but why would you not want your hand down there lol.
Thereza_fml 0
Word of advice. Run for it. Now.
dramakat11 0
My boyfriend totally respects me but he'll do playful things like this sometimes. If I said I didn't feel like it he wouldn't get mad at me or anything. We're just always all over each other and have a lot of sex...I say it depends on the situation. If your bf is making you uncomfortable, which he obviously is, tell him that you find that disrespectful. If he gets angry about this or refuses to quit then drop him.
cmedance 0
To DanceOnTheEdge: Our boyfriends have something in common. lol. I understand why this is an FML. Sometimes we just wanna hold their hand- like after you haven't seen them for 6 weeks and have a 7 hour car drive together. However, your life is not ******. It's either something you enjoy or you don't- you're in the mood or you aren't. Next time propose he returns the favor. He may be more willing than you expect. Good Luck.
skierguy 0
You deserve it for not knowing that holding out your hand is the universal sign for "do you want a handjob?" :P
heyhey1880 0
well at least you know that he is turned on by you and he wants you ahah :]
Ianslilgoofball 0
Soooo your life is ****** because your boyfriend wanted to be sexual with you? Oh yeah. **** your life indeed. -eyeroll-
Nickha0 0
I dont see the problem here