Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML
Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML
Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML
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Top comments
frenchboy95 2
Aww.. Your boyfriend is a pervert.. I would never do that to my girlfriend..
Shadic 0
Romantic!
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Comments (265)
JayPanda 0
Alex vik, don't you think a guy having an ****** from forcing his gf to give him a handjob just mayyyybe would get them in an accident as well? and if you look at the statistics all over the Internet, men get in more accidents than women, get pulled over more frequently, and are more likely to be assholes, like the OP's boyfriend. ;)
pantalones 0
i'm a girl. i was driving with 1 hand last night. i was pleasuring myself with my vibrator. i came. and i didn't get into an accident.
JustSoLost 8
HAHA. thts worng your on the road and ur arousing urself what if u got an orgasim and u got out of control tht woudlnt be so smart eh and u would have hurt urslef
anonagatorrr 0
Haha winnn.
JustSoLost 8
LMAO
fthebs 0
haha i wish my boyfriend would do that more.
GothamKnight 0
Stereotypes may not be cool, but they sure are funny. *cough*America wins*cough*
danettestrong 0
I don't understand why people get so mad.. my bf has done this many times(: but he does it in a playful matter and I think he's cute. but he also takes me hand to hold it while driving too. then again we've been together for years so we don't get pissed for being playful about our sexuality. if he's a new bf.. i'd be like WTF. if you've been together for a while.. don't be so uptight(:
Ughsucks 0
Whats perverted about that? Dude's dating her.
rocketdog 0
At least you know he likes you ; )
bzlnv8 0
that is when you start moving the hand up and down
KorbenDeck 5
I don't see what is wrong with this