Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML
Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML
Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML
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Top comments
frenchboy95 2
Aww.. Your boyfriend is a pervert.. I would never do that to my girlfriend..
Shadic 0
Romantic!
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Comments (265)
SS240 0
YDI for not already having your hand in his pants. Thank your boyfriend for me though on removing a crappy girlfriend from the pool.
soccergirl15_fml 0
Dirtyyy.
lesp 6
"Lovely." BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
dancegrldiva 0
my boyfriend does this every time we're in the car too. my friend told me she said she had given her boyfriend blue balls the other day, and i was jealous of her because "i always need to take care of what i start". but i dodnt even start it just happens when we're kissing?
Tilduke 1
You are a bit stuck up. Sure if he just wanted to get his rocks off then I could understand the anger but I could see myself doing that just because it's funny and my girlfriend would see the humour in it too.
SarlaccBits 0
Maybe you should be more receptive to giving out the lovin’.
warmfuzzy 0
wow, sounds like my boyfriend lol
achristie9 0
YDI for being a shitty girlfriend. This FML makes it sound like you're scared to touch his penis, grow the **** up, holy shit. My boyfriend shoves my hand down his pants and I get to it, y'know? ;)
kittengrl39 0
Maybe she didn't want to crash because her boyfriend wanted a handjob while driving? If anyone's shitty, it's the boyfriend. Sex can wait until you're not driving two tons of metal going 70 miles an hour.
wakingupindenial 0
ha ha! i hear you!
lilnat0923 0
Hahahahahahaha, my boyfriend would totally do that! Horndogss, (: