Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML
Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML
Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML
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Top comments
frenchboy95 2
Aww.. Your boyfriend is a pervert.. I would never do that to my girlfriend..
Shadic 0
Romantic!
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Comments (265)
ile2010 0
Yeah, give his balls a squeeze while he's driving. See if you guys crash. That'll teach him. BTW, The only time I ever hit a woman was when she hit me in the balls.
cheekywench 0
That's awesome, at least he knows what he wants. Nothing wrong with a little road action.
Wonderlandd 0
you offered your hand? damn what are you? some kind of queen? If he wants to hold your hand he will but you offering it sounds like your a spoiled brat
life_of_lies 2
I've done this to my gf many times before sometimes even when she's driving.... she doesn't care and I obviously like it so I don't see a problem... ydi op for offering ur hand.
carissa411 0
thats the tipical boy!!!!!! or i guess he just wants you to feel his ****
irishbebe 0
hahahahaha that's awesome!!! made my day :P
mickeygrl18 0
Oh my gosh. Hahaha my boyfriend has does the same thing! Lol
JoLove37 8
Lol my guy has done that.
jamieisreallymad 0
she should have given him head. my boyfriend loves that while driving :)
iamsamiam 1
not an fml......sorry