Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML
Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML
Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML
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Top comments
frenchboy95 2
Aww.. Your boyfriend is a pervert.. I would never do that to my girlfriend..
Shadic 0
Romantic!
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Comments (265)
k1NG_ 0
lol reow
hheather 0
ehh i dont think its a big deal. i think all REAL guys do that ;)
ShortyBBangin 0
uhhh what is it with guys?! My man does this to me all the time. His favorite is when I've just washed my hands.
Adora_fml 0
Wow. Classy. It's silly that people are actually arguing that you should be pleased by his attraction to you. As if you're the fortunate one for his lack in tact. Hmm. There are plenty of guys out there that are respectful enough not to do something like that in situations that don't call for it. e_e
Keykar 0
u did offer ur hand to him.... just sayin
jazzmancarron 11
YDI for offering your hand to him thinking that hed take it WHILE DRIVING. a lot of guys dont like doing shit like that bc its distracting.
Criisis 0
your cute
moopsy234 0
and the problem is????
is_this_a_joke 0
I agree with #227..the man has needs, do your job woman
Gutineda_9 0
my bf does use to do this to me just grab his balls and give them a painful squeez or flick them he'll stop :))