Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML
Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML
Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML
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Top comments
frenchboy95 2
Aww.. Your boyfriend is a pervert.. I would never do that to my girlfriend..
Shadic 0
Romantic!
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Comments (265)
yaininRAWRiyuu 3
Yeahhhhh, that's happened to me as well sighz lol...
StalinsHeir 1
LOL.
youngsofly 13
Well, atleast he know what he wants :)
teddi76 2
I would've grabbed them for dear life and tell him if he does it again his balls are coming with me. What's he going to do call the police because he assaulted you. By the way that's attempted molestation and I would've called the police on the no dick prick and say he was focing you because unless you do something that's telling him you like it and to keep doing it. If you didn't do anything then I hope he does again and again until you get it into your head that's assault and he needs to be locked up.
coolkitty154 11
..... how about no. If he forced her hand into his pants after she had told him she didn't want to, or if she had struggled against him, then maybe. But OP did neither, and her boyfriend was just being harmlessly horny. People like you really irritate me. You see something ingenuous, and twist it into something malicious. Stop being so sensitive.
B0nb0N09 12
I'm actually a law student, and I can confirm that in most western jurisdictions we have a law of consent that required the boyfriend to find out if it was ok, rather than putting he onus on the victim to say no or stop him. The initial comment to which you replied was correct. If you do not understand sexual assault law or the reasons for it, please get informed. It is really important and unfortunately studies show that the individuals that most need this information don't take the issue seriously enough to learn it.
DarthVader77 9
Perfectly normal guy, no bullshit and plenty of confidence. Btw, safety consciuos too: he needs the hand to handle the stick. Hopefully OP knows how to handle his stick ;)
peaceloveandfmls 3
Sounds like something my last ex would do, if we ever rode in the car alone together.
cwl727 33
I saw that coming.
Nederlander95 14
Actually it's not hard to drive with one hand. I drive a manual, and hold my girlfriend's hand while driving; you let go for half a second to shift when you need to, it's really not difficult.
GAeroNKissR 26
that's hot
Clanesda 14
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