Today, I went to a hockey game. While warm-ups were happening, my favourite player pointed at me and tossed me a puck. It bounced off my hand into another girl's, who was a fan of the other team. She refused to give it back, then walked away and said, "I can't wait to sell this on eBay." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
Today, I went to see a hockey game. The announcer asked if anybody found a ring in the stands, because a girl lost hers. While he talked about it, I realised that I forgot mine in my pocket, so I took MY ring and put it on my finger. A guy saw me and thought I stole the lost one. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, while playing hockey, one of my teammates decided to swing her hockey stick like a golf club. She missed the ball, but managed to hit me right in the vagina. FML
Today, I took my father to a hockey game. He always has to get pictures with the girls, so while in bag check, he used his breath spray. He got me in the eye, and I was temporarily blinded through most of the first period. FML
Today, I had just bought a new $60 basketball and decided to go try it out. Five minutes into playing, the ball decided to roll into the hands of a little girl, who then said, "Mine!" I thought it was cute, until she skipped over to her parent's car, and they drove off. FML
Today, I was at the Kings Avalanche game in Denver. Anže Kopitar scored a hat trick and people threw hats in. Someone ripped my own hat off my head and tossed it on the ice. It was a gift from my dead grandparents with my name stitched onto it. I’ve had it for 15 years. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
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Zoldyck 17
I can't stand greedy people like that. I hope a frisbee flies into her face the next day.
fariss 14
Tell her this " give it back or ill puck you up real bad, motherpucker"
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Comments (70)
rebel33 10
bad luck, OP. Anze Kopitar tossed me a puck once and I missed. Doughty and Scrivens laughed at me because they knew I goaltend. Never heard the end of it
flocket 13
Scrivens isnt on the kings anymore though
flocket 13
Scrivens isnt even on the kings anymore though
22munk26 13
Alex ovechkin flipped my friend a singed puck and he got a cool glass case from it.
hardcorepunk87 18
Do the Canadian thing and apologize. Problem solved eh?
potatopolice1025 18
How did you come up with that one
Lalala579121 28
Did she at least say sorry?
iateapenguin 27
This makes me irrationally mad. I hope karma punches that bitch in the face.
McDerp 11
With a truck.
nakros 17
That's on fire
RealSuperSand 21
Should've taken it back by force. People are dicks, sometimes the only thing they understand is a show of force.
cheshireau 26
I hate Flippers.
worldclassrager 41
Sell it for what get like 5$ for it? Not worth it..and she doesn't even like the team that she got it from... Possibly you'll get one during that game OP
sidldaking 18
That's horrible! I hope you get another puck.
chuchusheep 19
well shes mot going to get much for it as there is no proof where it came from. maybe that'll make you feel better. but really...what a bitch.
taywuhsaurusrex 19
Sometimes practice pucks have team logos on them. Not always though, and it's not like it makes that person any less of a dick.
kellyem2 20
This became a lot more serious when I saw the OP is from Canada. I'm kind of surprised the rest of the crowd didn't pound her for saying that.