Today, I went to see a hockey game. The announcer asked if anybody found a ring in the stands, because a girl lost hers. While he talked about it, I realised that I forgot mine in my pocket, so I took MY ring and put it on my finger. A guy saw me and thought I stole the lost one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, someone stole my coat. I can only imagine their surprise when they find the $3,000 engagement ring I bought earlier. FML
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CheekyRaccoon 27
My precious, you no take my precious!
Jailermom 8
Women/Men will take their rings off to wash their hands and put their ring in their pocket so they don't leave it on the sink. At least that is why I'd have mine in my pocket.
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Comments (26)
Atomic_Mushroom 14
I thought Canadians were nice?
Delta_0DST 12
Yeah we're nice. Less so at hockey games though.
taywuhsaurusrex 19
Hockey games are serious business. They're the only place I've ever met an asshole Canadian.
ImagineCrazy 27
You haven't met my landlord
FunnnyGirrl 19
I could just imagine how sus that would've seem like Hahahaah
Kitouran 30
Your username is a lie.
BrownEyedGrrrl 4
Was it your wedding ring? Just curious...because why was your wedding ring in your pocket in the first place?
Jailermom 8
Women/Men will take their rings off to wash their hands and put their ring in their pocket so they don't leave it on the sink. At least that is why I'd have mine in my pocket.
BrownEyedGrrrl 4
Oh ok..That makes sense :)
CheekyRaccoon 27
My precious, you no take my precious!
SecundusSecunda 27
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!
moodyreallyrocks 27
Hope you explained to everyone
ssnow_fml 20
Sounds like a fun thing to explain to everyone around
RubeusSwagrid 11
What has OP got in its pocketses?
Nickimariek 20
Canadians :')
norpedo 16
I feel like you should've expected someone to question that. Maybe you should've waited until they found the ring instead of taking your own one out.
slothstronaught 11
Man you gotta love coincidental timing.