Today, I went to a hockey game. While warm-ups were happening, my favourite player pointed at me and tossed me a puck. It bounced off my hand into another girl's, who was a fan of the other team. She refused to give it back, then walked away and said, "I can't wait to sell this on eBay." FML
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Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
Today, I went to see a hockey game. The announcer asked if anybody found a ring in the stands, because a girl lost hers. While he talked about it, I realised that I forgot mine in my pocket, so I took MY ring and put it on my finger. A guy saw me and thought I stole the lost one. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, while playing hockey, one of my teammates decided to swing her hockey stick like a golf club. She missed the ball, but managed to hit me right in the vagina. FML
Today, I took my father to a hockey game. He always has to get pictures with the girls, so while in bag check, he used his breath spray. He got me in the eye, and I was temporarily blinded through most of the first period. FML
Today, I had just bought a new $60 basketball and decided to go try it out. Five minutes into playing, the ball decided to roll into the hands of a little girl, who then said, "Mine!" I thought it was cute, until she skipped over to her parent's car, and they drove off. FML
Today, I was at the Kings Avalanche game in Denver. Anže Kopitar scored a hat trick and people threw hats in. Someone ripped my own hat off my head and tossed it on the ice. It was a gift from my dead grandparents with my name stitched onto it. I’ve had it for 15 years. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
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Zoldyck 17
I can't stand greedy people like that. I hope a frisbee flies into her face the next day.
fariss 14
Tell her this " give it back or ill puck you up real bad, motherpucker"
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Comments (70)
chosha_fml 27
Time to learn to catch, OP.
mergeterge 24
She probably won't be able to get much money for it... I'm sure you could hop on eBay and buy it for $10. ;)
Miss_Whipped 43
Well damn! Just over here reading the comments when suddenly, shit gets a little too real.
corky1992 33
People are greedy, selfish, assholes these days.
katertott 44
I would have reported her to security for theft claiming she clearly ripped it from my hands and taunted me for it. May not work, but definitely worth a shot.
soulreaper12296 28
Find the player that threw it to OP?
IndefiniteBeauty 17
I would've snatched it out her hand. Tf?
KaylaRocksss 7
I would of grabbed myself a handful of that bitches hair and told her to give me my puck back or I'm gonna shove it down her throat and then rip out the handful of hair I'm holding onto.
Redgy22 26
cross check her in the parking lot.
bobbybev95 17
I'm assuming this is an old comment because I don't know any league that plays in August. But regardless, that stinks OP :/ happened to me at a Rangers game
hman1025 17
LGR
soulreaper12296 28
I would've ran after the bitch and taken it back.