Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
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Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
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silvercamaro 22
Some parents just shouldn't use social networks.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
That's embarrassing, sorry OP!
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Comments (110)
titankitty 8
I think it's kinda cute now your real friends will laugh a bit and be nice to you
GirlGamer12345 22
You my friend have a weird definition of cute...
lemontreee 11
This is exactly why my mom doesn't need a Facebook.
STEALTHHUNTER88 13
Oh my God this actually sucks. FYL.
reeses1981 10
Oh god, the horror!!!
jsp16 24
This the same mom who tried to get with the times and made a Facebook along with the dad?
weveallbeenthere 30
maybe she's hinting to you that you act like a crazy person during your period.
CheckMyProfile 17
or maybe she's hinting to her friends that she's super sensitive during her period.
CrazyMelvin 14
Actually YDI: people should be nice to you when you're menstruating
acurita 8
How did she deserve this? Especially for that reason.
Curtis66 19
At least she cares about you
yeahthatsmeee 10
At least she wasn't trying to make fun if you, she probably genuinely thought she was helping you out!
skittyskatbrat 19
Yeah, time to have a talk with Mom about appropriateness. Tell her it's like you giving a play-by-play of the sounds when she has diarrhea, with a note to "be nice to her, she's having intestinal problems today." Put into those terms, she's likely to take it right on down. Otherwise, one-up time. See if you can get a sound recording to put online of her when she's making unpleasant bodily noises, from terrible snores to farts to nose blowing to whatever, and put that up online with a note about how bad she feels, something about how many kleenexes she's gone through (and anything embarrassing that happened, such as sneezing productively into her hand...), and post away. Some people are briefly thoughtless and turn around quick when it's nicely pointed out to them, and feel bad and apologize. Hopefully she's one of them. If not, it might be time for a more painful lesson :(
hxnnxh 14
I don't understand your point; it's too brief. Please could you explain in more detail?
skittyskatbrat 19
not much to explain. Mom isn't getting what is and isn't appropriate. If an explanation doesn't serve to show mom why it's NOT appropriate to make such posts and convince her to remove the post? Then daughter might have to resort to her own example using something that would be publicly embarrassing for Mom. Sometimes, for the severely dense, it takes a dose of their own medicine before they realize they are messing up.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
I think #42 was being sarcastic
cryssycakesx3 23
#60, 1. "appropriate" has different meanings to people 2. nose blowing isn't very embarrassing at all. in fact, I don't find any of it embarrassing. they're just things your body does. maybe if you got caught actually doing something gross, but periods and nose blowing, meh, it's natural, no big deal.