Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
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silvercamaro 22
Some parents just shouldn't use social networks.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
That's embarrassing, sorry OP!
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geckohead 12
When I turned 12, in 1974, we lived over seas and the only party people were the 20 or so adults that lived in our "compound". I had recently started my period, and had also asked if we could shave my legs for the first time too. When it came time for cake my mom stood and said Happy birthday and congratulations on becoming a woman. Then she proceeded to tell the group the exciting developments in my life. I spent the rest of the time saying thank you as men and women both came to say how happy they were for me. FML