Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
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Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
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silvercamaro 22
Some parents just shouldn't use social networks.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
That's embarrassing, sorry OP!
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SamCat 21
My aunt threw a small party with cake for my cousin. We sang "Happy period to you". Count your blessings OP.
sistagal 8
Count your blessings indeed! That is horrible
tishtashbat 16
Well that is also super embarrassing, but at least it was a small (family?) gathering? OPs mum posted it to probably hundreds of people OP knows... I almost think that's worse. Plus, your cousin got cake at least.
8313girl 28
Wow, why would she do that? That's beyond embarrassing and the people at her school are gonna make OP's life hell. You know it doesn't take much for bullies to mess with you and I assume OP's pretty young if she's just getting her period. Sorry OP, things will get better and after a while it won't matter.
cryssycakesx3 23
you seem a bit dramatic. it's just a period, by which, not just young girls get.
ladoom 23
It will be as embarrassing as you make it! It is just your period no big deal really. Congrads on finally being a "woman" that can produce little babies. (Hopefully you will wait quite a few years before that happens)
hxnnxh 14
Bloody hell, sucks to be you OP!
vlalam 24
All I could think of was "Lol"
SnowFangedBeauty 19
Good mother, I don't know what's the big deal it's not like every other woman in America has one and it hasn't been happening for thousands of years but whatever, Am I the only one not embarrassed?
brittanyann2013 12
I'm not embarrassed either. It's not as big of a deal as everyone makes it out to be.
awkward_gothlady 32
Just because something is natural and happens to a lot of people doesn't necessarily mean you want it talked about on social media....
SuperStormCindy 8
That's actually kind of sweet...in a weird way!
itschels22 6
At least it wasn't your dad right ?
courtshae0130 3
Op you have an account on pink pad too.,, I remember seeing u on there
pjsr 33
Say hi to Aunt Flo for me!