Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
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Kiebland 0
imthedude, Noname is the default.
UnicornPukePink 0
I hope this was sarcasm...
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imthedude 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Noname you sure do post a lot of stuff...either you have a real f***ed up life or you just have nothing better to do than come up with non-existant f***ed up stories....
UnicornPukePink 0
I hope this was sarcasm...
Kiebland 0
imthedude, Noname is the default.
DudeAbides 0
i have to call bullshit on this sorry there have been way too many similar FMLs lately besides
bobdole 0
Today, three of my friends sent me fmylife links. I already have it bookmarked. FML
trickiestboss 10
why are you here
Tri_fml 5
Burned!
carriealana 0
wtf there's no way that happened
supwithitk 0
#18, TRUE.
tcatron565 0
LMAO
LordP123 0
Because, #18...for a lot of us here it's funny because it actually could happen and it's unfortunate that it does. People just want attention and so they make up shit where parents insult them. It's just not funny.
Jenh42391 0
agree with #11...I'd just be creeped out at how she would know that!!!