Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
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Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
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silvercamaro 22
Some parents just shouldn't use social networks.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
That's embarrassing, sorry OP!
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Comments (110)
pmarcus27 1
that has to be embarrassing. good luck with that.
midnighteyes14 11
You could always delete the post
cryssycakesx3 23
not really.
MadmanOZ 10
thats awkward...
Ashley868 10
We didn't have social networking when I started mine, but my mother called up all her friends to tell them. I was so pissed off at her. Why is it anyone else's business but my own? I only told her because it was my first time. I stopped speaking to her for days. At 12 it's hard enough without it being announced to the whole world. I don't get why she wanted to embarrass me to this day, and it's been 15 years.
awkward_gothlady 32
I've never understood why some mothers feel the need to do that. I was embarrassed enough when my mom told my dad, but when I hear stories like that, I'm really glad he was the only one she told.
RedPillSucks 33
Maybe they weren't trying to embarrass you. Maybe they were just excited
iluvpeanutbutter 22
I fully sympathise. My mother announced it to everyone she knew. When you're a quiet 11 year old who is trying to deal with the onset of puberty, bitchy adolescent girls, and everything in school from math to sport, the last thing you want is for all and sundry to know that you have your period. Thank goodness there was no Facebook back then!!!
phoneaddict13 29
Omg I totally laughed at this!! know the feeling been there done that... ヅ
CREEPY_WEIRDOS 6
and you made it international! congratulations!
katiesha 9
things will get better for you :) my mom did something like that to me... except she called everyone in my family to let them know.I feel your pain.
kristena103 14
Wow that really sucks. FYL
babyxmx 8
Be nice, OP :D
cassieperiodbee 14
Oh Deary, I feel for you. That sucks! :(