Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
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silvercamaro 22
Some parents just shouldn't use social networks.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
That's embarrassing, sorry OP!
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Comments (110)
Lil_Red777 21
At least she cares?
VoodooPriestess 16
My cousin's mom just went from room to room telling family to be nice to her because she started her period. I guess she forgot about facebook. Sorry OP.
jbell14 6
my mom did something similar when I was a kid. she told the whole family at Christmas time that I was finally a "woman" and to be extra nice :/
fantasyworld 39
That's embarrassing.
FatherofTime87 18
That should be a feature on Facebook, honestly.. A warning pops up so you know it's monthly cycle time for that person. Good opportunity for midol ad revenues also
mattorama 15
When Facebook opened up to everyone, not just college students, I took a six year hiatus from it just for this reason. I didn't want my freaking family as my Facebook friends.
ZebraBedSheets 2
Same
vince995 2
Lol that's **** up
ladybugz23 13
TMI
ladybugz23 13
tmi but at least she cares