Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
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Top comments
silvercamaro 22
Some parents just shouldn't use social networks.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
That's embarrassing, sorry OP!
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Comments (110)
Omniprism 15
Time for a mom talk about privacy.
siggy_mcsigx 22
"Hello all 49 friends, my daughter is now of breeding age."
iamthunder 4
I would lecture you about how you should apreciate that your mom was just trying to help but I understand you women get very emotional on your special days and probably didn't mean to not apreciate her.
TcheQ 12
Menarche
Whydoucare24 8
Umm yea u need to have a serious talk with your mom that's not ok
IxEaTxZoMBieZ 7
That's just not cool. Period.
Chibi_Kitten 24
Yes..mothers love tracking others' monthlies....yeah nothing to say but hope everyone misunderstood it as being a phase in teenage life..you know...rebellion period?
sometimessam 16
That's terrible! I'm so sorry OP!
Timtamsandoreos 3
Hahahaha I'm sorry but this is just too funny! Ah it made my day
dmcd_39 14
Lol