Today, my grandfather died. The last thing he said to me was, "You smell awful." I work in a fish store. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML
Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML
Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML
Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML
Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML
Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML
Today, I woke up late to an urgent voicemail from my dad telling me he left me a present in my car. Excited, I went to investigate. I then saw that his "surprise" was fresh fish he had caught. I hate fish, and now my car stinks. FML
Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML
Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML
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Bag3l 0
this does suck
nerdsgetmehot 23
Now he smells, too!
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Comments (158)
Ashes628 0
everyone the OP is a guy. lol so yea. the close your legs thing means nothing. that's sad tho.
spacerockerr37 0
haha, great way to go...:P
ThatBrownChick 0
awe :( sorry for your loss, btw
Lifeisntfair13 0
I'm sorry about your grandpa but it's kinda funny why he said
johnboy1501 0
if my grandfather said this to me i would have laughed so bad and never forgot him for it. but then i guess thats british humour :)
justsayfuck 5
Would have been worse if you didn't work in a fish store.. I understand it hurts that those were his last words, but better not worry too much about it and try to remember the good times
BuddyChristSays 0
****
justsayfuck 5
Buddy Christ Says ****?
Primus_fml 0
He's rotting in the ground and nothing more.
hcar 0
YDI for working at a fish market.
sourgirl101 29
I hope your smell isn't the reason he died. Poor man having to hold his breath.
Mortanious 0
So all you idiots never for a second looked at it from the grandfather's side. The man is dying and he knows that what he says will be the last words and no turning back. OP you're the special idiot. It didn't occur to you that it was really hard for your grandfather to say goodbye and that he loved you so much, he died joking around with you till the last second. This is not an FML, this OP is still not mature enough.