Today, I went to the dentist. I parked my car in what I thought was the dentist's car park. It was actually the car park for the business next door. I had to watch them clamp my car from the dentist's chair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment and walked into what looked like the clinic but it was a dental lab. Two technicians were polishing dentures so I asked where Dr. Patel’s office was. They pointed me down a corridor as if it explained why I’d just sat in their reception reading outdated magazines for 5 minutes. FML
Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML
Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. Normally I walk out with no work to be done as he says my teeth are always great. I thought it was weird this time that he was scraping and pushing at my tooth when he usually doesn't. I'd walked in with a full set of teeth, walked out with a dentist-caused chipped tooth and a filling booked in. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML
Today, despite being parked in my work's car park, my car got clamped. It cost me $150 to get the clamp removed and all I got was "bad luck" from my boss and the clamper. FML
Today, I thought I'd finally mastered the art of parallel parking. Feeling proud of myself, I got out of the car to admire my handiwork, only to realise I'd parked halfway onto the sidewalk and completely blocked the entrance to a cafe. I had to sheepishly move my car while enduring the glares of annoyed pedestrians. FML
Today, I left work early because I had a dentist appointment. I got to the clinic, checked in, and sat down. Ten minutes later, the receptionist asked why I was there. My appointment is next Wednesday. I had taken the afternoon off for nothing. FML
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blastvortex 4
Whops. Now what could've made this coincidentally amusing is if it so happened that on this particular visit, your wisdom teeth were being removed...
annalondon 0
Yay someone else from Surrey! How did you see your car from the dentist's chair though - surely you'd be looking at the ceiling?
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Comments (32)
maybebabychoc 2
well that's mildly unfortunate...
mandark 9
Weren't there signs? I can't decide between YDI and FYL. :l
kenzie15 0
#2 r eyes are pretty(:
joran_fml 5
I call bs on this. No dentist will ever have a window facing the street in front of the chair.
albinorhino 0
Slayed
Makaloraii 0
YDI. Park in the right place.
annalondon 0
Yay someone else from Surrey! How did you see your car from the dentist's chair though - surely you'd be looking at the ceiling?
decoybag 0
Well he COULD be in the waiting room.....or he could have been sitting upright in his chair while waiting for the nurse/dentist.
Intoxicunt 6
Apparently, while we were on FML, they built schools in Tennessee and dentists' offices in England. Also, kinda lame to say something a few minutes after someone else does. Hmm.
blastvortex 4
Whops. Now what could've made this coincidentally amusing is if it so happened that on this particular visit, your wisdom teeth were being removed...
Captain_Jello 0
If there was no sign or clear demarcation then you should demand they remove it or pay for it.
RubixMonkey 0
#10 is right. Unless you don't pay attention to signs then they can't do that? Then again if someone calls them then it means someone is anal enough to care about you parking there, thus there must be a sign.
Severice 0
YDI, they don't clamp your car for a first time parking offense. It takes having multiple unpaid tickets, and parking like a retard.
thedub1 0
It says UNITED KINGDOM, your lame ass American system works quite differently, you know.
mooneydriver 0
Not in a private lot.
skaap 0
releasing the OP is in the UK, in Ireland, nobody is allowed to clamp your cars except for the police and other authorized traffic warden companies... if they try to clamp your car, you can "unclamp" it with a nice set of bolt cutters - and there's nothing they can do.
plexico 4
Ironically, your car had to watch your dentist clamp your teeth. What your car had to look at was dirtier and more expensive.