Today, my grandfather died. The last thing he said to me was, "You smell awful." I work in a fish store. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML
Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML
Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML
Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML
Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML
Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML
Today, I woke up late to an urgent voicemail from my dad telling me he left me a present in my car. Excited, I went to investigate. I then saw that his "surprise" was fresh fish he had caught. I hate fish, and now my car stinks. FML
Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML
Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML
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Bag3l 0
this does suck
nerdsgetmehot 23
Now he smells, too!
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Comments (158)
Bag3l 0
this does suck
jack59splat59 0
Were those his famous last words? That would be kinda funny. Not for you, though.
sportzpassion 0
I'm sorry to hear about ur grandad.....but this comment goes to the 254 ppl that said you deserved that....they need to stfu....nobody deserves bad things they just happen it's life
imbatman_fml 0
nothing like heading into eternity by making fun of someone else. he may go to hell. so you can work hard to not go to hell and you'll have the last laugh.
tomas12 0
so now every time op thinks of grampa she"ll think that she smells yeaaaa
MarkSeattle 0
eventually that will be a funny/endearing story of your last exchange with you grandfather. don't sweat it now.
Slappyzezima 0
did you tell him "you will be smelling awful too, in a couple of days. especially when you're six feet underground!"
missmarie97 0
sorry bout your grandpapa
baileyannnx 0
that's sooo sad!:(
pancakesfordinne 0
33- tell me that was a joke lol. and op maybe your grandpa just didn't like you...or maybe you just happened to have a foul odor at the time. either way you'll get over it
fmlbai 0
unlucky bud. feel for you
soccerdude101 0
y would u think im jokin?? i luv her for real
supergirl69_fml 0
take a shower fishboy (girl?)
zakkyzebra 11
wow. curse your grandpa with an evil stench until death. yeah way to go.
CodyJ09 0
You should've taken a shower before you saw him. I'm sorry for your loss
USMCwellens 0
there is alot of hot girls that post on fml, so I read these for the pictures :)
rudiznell 0
well then he was right!
OMJizz 0
My grandfather's last words to me where, "Why do you keep stabbing me?!"
Izzy_babii 0
23,that's horrible..but hilariousxD
xboys04 0
lol
JosephHiguera 0
maybe he meant it as a last joke...
liveitup1247 0
uhh i think 67 needs therapy...
pedro_mclovin 0
hahahahaah 67
superbadd 0
23 rofl mean xD
Krissmerida 0
what a great grandpa
mandy_Reeves 0
what sucks more, is that my dying grandmother had dementia...and her last words about me were to tell anyone who talked to her, that i was cheating on my husband and having a black mans baby. only she didn't say black... she said the N word. and i'm happily married btw
KiddNYC1O 22
ngr mans baby? lol
linksta35 0
i feel sorry that your grandpa had to smell that before he died lol
veronica21 0
suck it up I didn't het to talk to mine before he died
KiddNYC1O 22
97- ditto
ArtIsResistance7 1
My grandpa had a severe case of alzheimers before he died. He couldn't remember my name. I agree with the fact that at least he said something to you OP. Thank the hilarity factor for his words of wisdom.
Justforlolz 14
Yea they did but that was his last words to her. not exactly what you'd want to hear from your dying grandfather.
Eamon128 1
91, WTF!!!
Snugglez 0
33 um your starting to creep me out.
Eamon128 1
haha yeah really 33.
7mood75 7
Maybe your smell killed him.
korn247 5
idw say ydi, but couldn't have covered the smell??
QUAlLMAN 0
yeah 33 leave snuggled alone! hehe
120796gators 0
obviously your grandfather was very old and might have lost a bit if his mind. also, be thankful you have a job in this economy
Bertj 5
Antwerpen <3 There arent all that many fish stores there :P
YouAlwaysDeserve_fml 0
YDI it for giving a damn.
soccerdude101 0
I'm sorry if I am , it's just that ur so pretty... I didn't mean to creep u out
Talez 0
You never know... maybe the stench killed his Grandfather. Who knows. YDI for working at a fish store.
NzxtZ06 0
somehow, I really doubt this happened. sounds FISHY to me. but just incase it did... Best. Last. Words. Ever.
Sarah6244 0
Hahahaha good one! :D
TheNewGuy03 29
:[ sorry to hear that |the kid|
happy_martin 5
mandy_Reeves 0
my grandma when she died of dementia...her last conversation with our family was that she told everyone I cheated on my husband and pregnant with another mans baby. And not to sit on the invisible rabbi(yes rabbi as in jewish holy person) that was on the couch.
Evilphatpandah 5
That is so sad! Thank you for sharing that.
paperisuseful 0
lmfao
Lukee 0
is a good rapper kudos sir
phatdaddy62 23
socceerdude101 (33). that is absolutely pathetic.
soccerdude101 0
y?
GoPlayInTraffic 2
?
ohmygoodnex 0
you gotta thing for azn chicks, eh?
rawr_cupcakesand 0
What did 33 (soccerdude101) say? the comment disappeared.
GoPlayInTraffic 2
Agreed in wondering. Particularly because I was comment 33 and I am not soccerdude. Or at least I am 33 on my screen
soccerdude101 0
no it's jus her
rawr_cupcakesand 0
I'm guessing the comment got deleted and everything was renumbered.
TheOptimist 0
Interesting...
MrSassypants 34
5 me too meow (=^.^=) and your name reminds me of disgustingness :(
awhsum 0
awwww :( fyl
seahorses4eva 4
So apparently...he was correct. Shower before the service please.
Poetic_catfish 0
what was your reaction? I'm hoping for something like: You hypocritical bastard, you're an old man, you smell bad by definition. If so, you neither deserved it nor is your life ******.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Now he smells, too!
dennis326us 0
hey, let pay some respect to the dead
ZombieBunnies 0
how? hose em down with Lysol? or febreeze?
elsnappypickle 0
62, lmao!!
Katana9990 3
smelly ****
ArtOfDesire 7
You're so selfish for only thinking of what his last thing to tell you was. I think what's more important is what you told him the last time you saw him. Leaving the world did he know he was loved or did you insult his probably equally bad smell (lets face it, old people smell.)
Lukee 0
Sorry to hear that FYL