Death and Miscellaneous: Precious memories - FML

Precious memories

By Mangler - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Belgium

Today, my grandfather died. The last thing he said to me was, "You smell awful." I work in a fish store. FML

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Bag3l 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 19:02

this does suck

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 22 June 2010 19:07

Now he smells, too!

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Lilmama2Uchickz 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 21:03

.Sorry

Jewelofagal 2

Tuesday 22 June 2010 21:07

I think that very few dying people actually know when they've uttered the very last words of their life. If dying is like living, we always think we have at least one more chance.

StijnJanssen 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 21:44

Why are there so many emos commenting on fmls..

RoxyRaccoon 4

Tuesday 22 June 2010 21:48

Heh, as horrible as it is, I find it funny. I do wish that he could have been thinking clearly at the time so he would have said something a little more... eh, sincere, but it's easier to laugh at the situation than be upset about it. :)

welandedonthemoo 5

Tuesday 22 June 2010 22:11

agree with USMC

emopinback 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 22:15

sorry bout ur grandpa

GothKitty19 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 22:19

Your grandpa was a cool man r.I.p

gennarawr 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 22:20

congrats, you smell like fish.

randomlyweird 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 22:23

(sad face) :(

misstamz 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 22:47

see that's awful

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