Today, my grandfather died. The last thing he said to me was, "You smell awful." I work in a fish store. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML
Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML
Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML
Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML
Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML
Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML
Today, I woke up late to an urgent voicemail from my dad telling me he left me a present in my car. Excited, I went to investigate. I then saw that his "surprise" was fresh fish he had caught. I hate fish, and now my car stinks. FML
Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML
Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML
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Bag3l 0
this does suck
nerdsgetmehot 23
Now he smells, too!
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Comments (158)
summerloolooloo 0
At least he did tell you something before he left. Just take a shower.
Person1233 13
This is fantastic news! Now there is more food for the rest of the world, because your fatass grandfather is dead.
JBmm 0
that sucks. my condolences.
Person1233 13
He probably is in hell.
iseywisey 0
por u
cbr600_fml 0
wow now this is a real fml not like all those stupid my boyfriend doesn't love me bullshit
GoPlayInTraffic 2
Agreed that one day it'll be a funny memory. And don't feel bummed over being dissed. Older people can be brutally honest and without tact quite frequently. If you were stunned by what he said, and had no comeback, it's okay. You let your grandpa pass on with the dignity of being able to speak his mind right to the end. You were respectful. Now he's alseep and you have nothing to be ashamed of
mog001 0
lmao take a shower ! it's sad but also funny :P
shutupkid 0
how did he die?
guitar0501 0
of death
EukynaD 0
It's great that he had last words for u. even though the last words were abit uhhhh.... Unlike me. my grandma passed on without even saying goodbye. Count urself fortunate OP. :)