Today, my grandfather died. The last thing he said to me was, "You smell awful." I work in a fish store. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML
Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML
Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML
Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML
Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML
Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML
Today, I woke up late to an urgent voicemail from my dad telling me he left me a present in my car. Excited, I went to investigate. I then saw that his "surprise" was fresh fish he had caught. I hate fish, and now my car stinks. FML
Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML
Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML
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Bag3l 0
this does suck
nerdsgetmehot 23
Now he smells, too!
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Comments (158)
aback 5
He stayed alert and interested to the end. Could be worse, at least his last words to you weren't "Now, put down that gun."
JtownDude 0
that sucks
caroline954 0
At least YOU didn't say that too him. That would probably make you feel a lot worse.
ftheworld96 0
I'm guessing you cane from the shop? if so FYL but if you came from home then you should of showered.
Namenlos_fml 20
LOL
120796gators 0
did it ever occur to you that your grandpa was old so he might have lost a bit of his mind. also be thankful you have a job in this economy?
jackdbomber 0
so you are actually smelling like wet pussy !!! lol.
aback 5
Ew. You hang around some skanks. Healthy pussy don't smell like fish.
episode 0
at least he loves you enough to tell you you smell awful!
rungingerrun 0
dang that's harsh. but you gotta give it up for grandpa. he was being honest. :) now you'll always remember him!
seekingawug 0
You work in a fish store. So you DID smell awful. Why do you assume he was insulting you or being mean? Otherwise, why was it so awful for him to mention something that was true?