Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I was hit by a car in a parking lot. The person sped off; I broke three ribs. My parents screamed at me for not getting the driver's info. FML
Today, I got hit by a car while going out for a jog. As I writhed on the floor in pain, I heard the driver say, “Sorry!” and the sound of tires squealing. He’d sped off. I didn’t get a chance to get his license plate. FML
Today, I saw someone get out of a car without putting it in park. I sprinted over and jumped in, trying to stop the car before it went down an incline. I didn't make it. I now have a dozen broken bones, need surgery, and was just informed I'm being held responsible for the wreck, since I was in it last. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I pulled out of my parking lot to head to physical therapy and the alleyway was blocked by some traffic. I nudged over to allow a garbage truck to pull in and my passenger window shattered against a dumpster handle. FML
Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot, an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML
Today, I went out with my friends. As I was heading home late, I heard the stop light beeping, meaning I could go, but some cocky prick thought he could drive past before I walked, but nope, I was met with his tire as it ran over my foot. Now I have to go to school with a cast on. FML
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wretcheddawn 0
Some guy parked in a space you wanted to park in, so you kicked his car? Pick your fights man, is it really that big of a deal to you that you have to find another space?
will90 5
For me the next logical step would be punching him in the face. I see you went the "Kick the hard metal object" route though. Interesting.
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will90 5
For me the next logical step would be punching him in the face. I see you went the "Kick the hard metal object" route though. Interesting.
StarOfDoom 26
First comment to make me actually laugh in a while! xD
wretcheddawn 0
Some guy parked in a space you wanted to park in, so you kicked his car? Pick your fights man, is it really that big of a deal to you that you have to find another space?
confushon 12
Lmaoooo great comment!!
Jackthestripper 0
The strike point is the heel. If you kick with the ball of the foot you can hyperextend the achilles tendon. If you kick with the instep you're a ******* idiot. And if you kick a car with your shin you'll have my everlasting respect.
Ezekeyle 0
Precisely. YDI if you have a weaksauce foot. Man up.
suhjinko2 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You have keys for a reason... And it is not that big of a deal, unless you were finding parking for one of those really crowded places with none. Otherwise you have my sympathy.
suhjinko2 0
You have keys for a reason... A parking space isn't that much of a deal. If it was in some at a mall on a weekend with no parking, then you have my sympathy.
xBlooDyANgeLx 0
And here is when a foot needs not to connect to anything at all.. It should've connected to someone's behind, particularly the driver's, but no, you chose the damned car.
schadenfreudeFTW 0
********.
savetherainfores_fml 0
Ha that sucks Save the rainforest or everyone dies
HeyThereGorgeous 0
Dude it's a jungle in the parking lots. Once you have a spot YOU SNATCH IT!!!!
ssnickel 0
You don't OWN that parking spot, asshole. I would've done the same thing in a full parking lot. YDI x10