Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for coming inside her because she didn't want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she did not want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Today, the one time, THE ONE TIME, we ran out of condoms and had sex anyway, my girlfriend got pregnant, even though she’s on the pill. I didn’t even orgasm inside her, I had to do a Google search to learn that live sperm can emerge and go inside her even before I orgasm. We are so screwed. FML
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me play porn while we were getting busy. The girl in the video said, "You don't need a condom, you can just pull out." I noticed she had a caesarean scar and burst out laughing. My girlfriend stormed out before I could explain. FML
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perdix 31
You're going to have shitty kids.
Paramorefan2 1
wow. that sucks. she's stupid.
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Comments (432)
Kailah9561 0
y would u have anal sex that's just wrong unless ur gay
soccergoal 0
tell her that if she wants I can cum inside of her for you
jewels987 0
hey id let you in me:) I mean it's so good in the ass!
LaFHlax 0
haha smart girlfriend. did you correct her or did you let her think she would get pregnant ?
Just_Do_it_fml 0
shes a dumbass,
Jersey_love 0
Wow she's a dumb one
randyw1234 0
hmmmmmm last i checked you dont get pregnant from anal... or condoms!!! orrr birth control!!!!!!haha
CreativJam 3
344 birth control not 100% effective but as said earlier the chance of pregnancy here is ridiculous. it would have to drip out of condom and swim up the ****** somehow. saying you can get pregnant by anal sex is phrased wrong. you can't, wherever you read that check your sources and how it's actually possible. sperm would have to leave the anus and go to the ******. therefore you cant, and if you can, you can by the same logic get pregnant from touching or even sitting on a toilet seat. no one reads anything factual these days, all these ignorants must trawl yahoo for the facts of life as told by 13 year olds!
emerson11 0
Dexter be smart...did u google tht???
zackkmann21 0
lol your fault for having a stupid gf
Dzsan 0
anal pregnancy, duh, makes sense. where do you think republicans come from?