Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave my two weeks notice at work. My boss sighed with relief and muttered, "Thank God." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
hard worker
Today, I gave my boss two weeks notice for me leaving work, as I had received a better job offer with twice the pay. I thought he took it well until I heard him mutter under his breath, "About fucking time." FML
BoldMoveCotton
Pleasant Hill, United States
Today, I put in my two-week notice. My boss responded by saying, "Okie dokie" and hanging up. Guess they were glad to be rid of me. FML
sad face
Chatswood, Australia
Today, I told my boss that I quit, and handed in my two week's notice. A couple of hours later, I found my letter of resignation had been photocopied and copies hung all around the office with "Best day ever" written on the bottom. FML
ohwell
Arlington, United States
Today, I handed in my 2 weeks notice, since I have to leave for college soon. My boss told me it was fine, then cut all my remaining shifts. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, I finally quit the job that I've been complaining about. Before I could tell my husband, he informed me that he had been laid off, and was thankful we still had my income. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
mysteryguy3039
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
Unwanted
Fallbrook, United States
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my boss, so I mentioned to him, "Oh, I quit." He then interrupted, saying, "Great, I was going to fire you this week anyway." I wanted to tell him I quit smoking. FML
Anonymous
Woburn, United States
Today, I resigned from my job in favor of a higher-paying one. After I filled out and filed the necessary papers, my boss told me that I had been nominated to replace him when he retired in a month. His job pays at least twice what I'm now making. Thanks for telling me, asshat. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
It's like when I got dumped by a girlfriend I wanted to dump -- it's just so much easier when they choose to leave. Evidently you were not good at your job AND not worth sexually harassing.
SirSantpoort 0
Its a boss.. They are all like that.,
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SirSantpoort 0
Its a boss.. They are all like that.,
you_failed 15
Thats true. ^ But if you didn't like him, then I gues thats even?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
dude.
seanders 10
Typical woman. Hoping the situation would turn dramatic with the boss begging her to stay.
BREADEDELF 3
...Yep. Women love to do shit like that and expect people to fall all over them.
LightSkinFresh 0
#25 *Yes
KaleidoscopePope 0
too bad she didn't consider the fact that her boss was probably about to fire her and said "thank god" in relief that she basically just did the job for him..it's hard to fire people sometimes.
EffinAhole 0
The same assholes that make the sandwich jokes and kitchen jokes. Idiots. Just ignore them.
EffinAhole 0
39 SHUT IT*
demarcusT 0
65 you do expect the boss to slap her back right? or it would just be "sexist" :)
seanders 10
73: He's saying what if the boss slapped her back? Would you say that was sexist as well?
todo350 0
Ummm what if the boss was happy because she actually GAVE the 2 weeks notice instead of leaving unexpectadly, and now he can create new shifts/start hiring people? ever think of that?
Autoshot 9
Clearly you are just pissed that noone makes you sandwiches.
mozeltov 7
go make me a sandwich
sweet_candy_ 17
That's a mean thing to say :(
ChubEchaser 0
why? apparently she does not care about her job anymore and she thinks FHL cause they don't care either? looks like a win-win to me.
MdoAngel 0
I agree with 11. if she wants to quit and the boss wants her to quit. *shrugs* it doesn't really matter. PS this made 'me laugh
zemo999 0
Candy...let's do it!!!
illmatic2 16
^^^^ Creeper.
MrNewOrleans 0
lol-44
Schizomaniac 24
Holy shit! Pedophile!
redsfan 4
you look a little to old for her pal...
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
what a nice guy.lol jk jk
elmorous 0
what if the boss was female?
perdix 31
It's like when I got dumped by a girlfriend I wanted to dump -- it's just so much easier when they choose to leave. Evidently you were not good at your job AND not worth sexually harassing.
CreateZ 0
That's just evidence that small boobs don't get you anywhere in life.
perdix 31
Ooooh! You're in trouble now! I know someone who's going to bite your head off! You-know-who, that's not what I meant!
CreateZ 0
BITE my head off? Sounds pretty drastic I'd prefer they just suck. ;D
junkboy 4
LOL
perdix 31
CreateZ, I'd have expected the Itty Bitty Titty Committee to have sent a representative to deal with you. Ayame01 is not an official member since her profile pic shows that she is far more well-endowed than "itty bitty" (If you were fishing for a compliment, there's your catch ;) )
CreateZ 0
Heres a secret: The hormones they put in the chickens to enlarge their breasts stay in the food they produce! My friend dated a girl *cough******!!*cough* who when she was little ate a shitload of McDonald chicken mcnuggets all the time, and now her boobs are HUGEEE! But then again you're overweight soooo you're effed.(:
perdix 31
Ayame01, As an older gentleman, I can tell you that B's are just about perfect in the long run. When you get older, D's can look pretty awful when they are let loose from their holders. Gravity is not nice to the women who have the advantage in their 20's. B's can look good for a long, long time.
Filitov 0
Isn't it so much fun when you find out that you're "that guy/girl" at work?
VenomByte 1
You must have sucked at your job!
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
Your boss is a BITCH...
AliaAlM 0
Everyone's a bitch these days...
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
i don't think he liked you.
illmatic2 16
You're a genious.
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
I know it I know it(:
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
26: *genius
illmatic2 16
A little ironic, isn't it?
cocobulla1 4
lmao ikr???
DocBastard 40
Did you give your notice...LIKE A BOSS?
iRyanJr 0
This has to be the best comment all day. You sir/ma'am, did this LIKE A BOSS!
KaleidoscopePope 0
win!
drawing_a_blank 0
10 FTW!!!!!
mrahhhhh 21
Well, at least your boss didn't say "Thank Satan" and start consuming a goat in front of you while speaking the Lord's Prayer backwards. Yeah that's the best I could come up with.
Nine001 0
lololololololol wow I can actaully see that happening...>.>
Mylifeskool 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That was amazing.
DLTsandwich 5
I tried replying to this comment multiple times earlier, but they wouldn't go through. But I basically said, "BAHAHAHA!"
mackentoshe 0
i like washing machine