Today, I introduced my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years to my friends. I told him how my friends jokingly call him my imaginary Internet boyfriend. He thought it was so funny that when they met, he claimed to be my cousin, saying that I paid him to pretend to be my boyfriend. They believed him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, despite all of the pictures and proof of my fiancé, my parents still think I have an imaginary boyfriend. They met him, and were there when he proposed. They think it's all a joke. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
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Top comments
HoboMeth 36
Kiss him in front of them
NonScaryPumkin 22
Well then, you really need friends who believe you more.
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Comments (44)
worldclassrager 41
Well first Cousin is a off aspect...did he mention what rank? -> (Seem odd to you? It's my culture)
allforfun 23
Not gonna lie, I laughed because this is something I would do. Probably why I am single lol.
heavenlyassbutt 11
It's pretty hard to find someone with a good sense of humor nowadays; I'd say he's a keeper
manuwish 9
ouch ;(
krad204 21
Best way out of this is to get "caught" having sex with him, maybe then your friends will believe you. Or think that you are disgusting..
_ravens_ 11
That's actually really funny
Kimtrons 4
I don't blame your friends. People tend to believe whatever they truly want to. What you need is a boyfriend who is far more loyal and whom actually likes you.
Eleora 19
Marry him. lol
hbs11476 9
Maybe he shouldn't be your boyfriend anymore then.
KJ6 21
Long distance ex boyfriend in 3, 2, 1...