Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I pulled a prank on my friend by making a fake Tinder profile just to catfish him. All our friends came to make fun of him, only to realise that he'd stood me up. Turns out, never showing for first dates is his way of playing hard to get. Now everyone is laughing at me. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I introduced my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years to my friends. I told him how my friends jokingly call him my imaginary Internet boyfriend. He thought it was so funny that when they met, he claimed to be my cousin, saying that I paid him to pretend to be my boyfriend. They believed him. FML
Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML
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yomamasmama 0
who even uses myspace?!
omG_G00 0
People who can't get into relationships.
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yomamasmama 0
who even uses myspace?!
omG_G00 0
People who can't get into relationships.
yomamasmama 0
LOLOL!!!
btnhdude 0
lol robert pattinson looks like he's humping the stand in front of him
Selena_is_back 7
YDI
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
I use myspace..Facebook gives no privacy at all.
knibbsy 4
50, you use Myspace because you're only 14 and you haven't been exposed to enough your life yet to realize that Myspace isn't where it's at anymore. Stay on Myspace though, and you'll learn the meaning of exposure soon enough. From a 47 year old man.
Lucidium 0
And 50, you clicked her profile because you are that 47 year old man.
eshhayz 0
#57 is such a win
knibbsy 4
50 is the girl in question.
knibbsy 4
And I'm 37 years old, not 47.
TibbysMusic 1
50, Facebook gives you privacy. You just have to go to "Privacy Settings" and make your profile private. But whatever you can be ghetto on Myspace if you want.
bman134 0
damn you 77 you made me lose the game
starberries 0
I don't understand why people want to have privacy on a web site that's specifically designed to share things with people. If you want something to remain private, the solution is very simple: don't post it on facebook. Just post what you want to share, and everyone will be happy.
flamegrilled123 3
ydi for using myspace
nikki0rikki 0
yeah, 92 that's totally true. not enough people get that 0.0
Mehness 0
92 - Yes, it's meant for sharing with people. People that you know. Do you want any random stranger to be able to go to your profile and see all your posts, who's in your family, or even pictures of you?
lollipopXx 0
#1 agreed. To my knowledge, myspace is dead. And op, you should have known better than to make something up like that. Of course they are going to want to meet "Luke", if they think you can't get a guy or a relationship. Your life sucks on the fact that you have bad common sense.
renea890812 0
106, go to your privacy settings and check whats available...you can set it up where people can only see your user name and profile pic unless they're your friend....learn to use your privacy settings people and you'll be fine
tencentsakiss 19
lol 116, where'd you get Luke from?
heyjenn 0
Luke is her imaginary boyfriend, she just got mixed up.
sloppyflow 1
52 ur too young to be 47/37. u failed.. trying to be a pervy old men.
lollipopXx 0
Luke. Nick. same thing. he is still made up no matter the name.
jimbob13 0
not mua
skimonkey96 0
125- lol!
ishama13 0
Marinus is hot! lol
ServerError 0
Stupid Myspace stealin' my Imeems :(
agirlnamedhope 0
ydi for lying shit head.
hotbitchALI 0
so true!!8D
Danniiboii22 0
he jizzed in his pants lol
quicheme45 0
Hey! Not the point!
GigglinGiggler 3
This was in 2010 Idiot
jerbear91 18
I was thinking the same thing!
catalystics 2
oh you deserve it
corytheboss 0
wow YDI retarded ****
iGrenade 0
ellis' boyfriend?
marinus_fml 20
Hahaha how did you think that was EVER going to work?!
marinus_fml 20
You could also have chosen a more classy name. No offense to any Nicks that my be lurking this site.
PurplePigeon 0
what's a classy guy name? just wondering.
koolitaliano 0
Purple Pidgeon.
allmidnighteyes 11
Morgan Freeman
Iskaria 0
^ Agree. :)
Selena_is_back 7
Bob Perez
foreverspellman 0
38, idk if it's the shot angle, but you really are beautiful. just saying.
TibbysMusic 1
I personally love the name Nick :) but I agree that her plan was not going to work.
RedPillSucks 33
Quok Hung Tran
far0057 0
classtopher?
whoisthisgirl 4
lol poor op just say people have asked you out and you didn't like any of them!
OwenMcAwesome 0
Ydi cause you're a woman.
xgetxbentx 13
ydi for lying.
badbe 0
That'll teach you for lying to your friends. Haha ydi
tessybearbear 4
You deserve it for not expecting your friends to want to meet 'Nick.'
solegit 0
obvious YDI
ICabooseI 0
brotherhood to the end.!
garglemesh 0
If you want a boyfriend, stop "reckoning" and start "thinking," like a normal person.
JohnBoyFsYL 10
She didn't reckon, the other guy did. Keep up numpty.
Draminicaus 0
I reckon you've never travelled near the Appalachian mountains, have you? If the word "reckon" irritates you so much, I'd hate to see what the word "Orta" does to you. lol
timskiii 0
yes... why do people always think that the way they say things is the way its said all over the world (or even in America)? get some cultural knowledge and possibly sensativity xP. this is why the world hates america haha!
RedPillSucks 33
I didn't know people still used the word "reckon" in normal speech/writing.
Lindajuschtel 0
that's actually quite sad.. but hey! at least you had something to do.. just pretend u broke up or whatever..
heyjenn 0
Are those your real glasses?