Today, I noticed that a picture of me on my mum and dad's wall looked different. On closer inspection, I realised they'd recently painted over my teeth with white paint. I asked them why, and they said they looked 'discoloured'. It's my wedding photo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realised my teeth are so stained that they look cleaner when I've not brushed them. FML
Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our living room wall with a painted one. Of our German Shepherd. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML
Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML
Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML
Today, I discovered my parents' first Valentine's Day "date" picture. It shows them as 8 year-olds awkwardly smiling for the camera. Mom looked like a super dork with braces and headgear, and Dad looks weirdly like a really pretty girl in boy's clothes. I asked them about it, and now they won't talk to each other. FML
Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML
Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML
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Top comments
daniel1_1 13
Paint over their faces
mgsoloist 14
Yeah, I mean why waste money on professional photo editing when you have a stick of white out?
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Comments (159)
daniel1_1 13
Paint over their faces
EvilPotato 15
and say it is to ugly.
eminemchick 19
well thats rude of them.-.-
eminemchick 19
well thats rude of them.-.-
McDougal2013 0
Well maybe if you had taken care of your teeth they wouldn't have done it.
PutItIn 8
Paint over there faces and say it looks "disfigured"
TenderizeMe 0
Its not everyday you get to be whitewashed :) Take an apple.
ed11 1
I'm guessing they never heard of photoshop?or manners for that reason ?
Souners 3
Photoshop, 1960 style.
HowAreYouToday 34
1960s? Isn't that when old people are born???
coffeygirl12 14
Whiteout(:
zbajis 7
Paint their actual teeth white and say they looked discolored
Prankster7o7 5
Or you know, you could just forgive them? No?
theaws0m3guy 4
Young man...live and let die!
GoodLookingGeese 10
Be happy they didn't make a dartboard out of your pic after all these years of wiping your ass..
Brool_Story_Co 17
Ever heard of a toothbrush?
practicesafesax 0
Cool story bro.
JojoChuo 8
Says Mr oh so perfect teeth... :)
StoryOfTheYear 15
Mouthwash is better for you
CryMoreFMLs 15
I heard semen was best.
Brool_Story_Co 17
71- I never said that I have perfect teeth
pieintheface 0
Then why are you insulting op?
ifailplzinsultme 0
No I have not. Please tell me oh so wise commenter
JojoChuo 8
You fail, we shall insult you (refering to your username incase you're naturally slow) :)
daltyboy 0
71, 138 calm down we might need to give him sometime hes canadian
ifailplzinsultme 0
146- Im confused are you talking about me? I'm naturally slow and fail. I'm American so here's a glass of shut the **** up.
matthewbrazier 0
Semen is the best
Eyeliner_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I hear there's a new thing called toothpaste.. O:
iAmScrubs 19
I've never heard of it, but the idea sounds intriguing
Hockeyboy4280 18
Damn, one thumbs down already. Guess it sucked, haha. Hahaha, Akon^^
RyanMacVey 17
that doesnt clean your teeth though... so really its about the same as if she put the white paint on her teeth
EvilPotato 15
3 it's what all the cool kids are doing.
Eyeliner_fml 0
Yeah I herd it's really mainstream
EvilPotato 15
37 do toothpaste not drugs! (that's there slogan).
howslife123 0
I hear that coral toothpaste works too
EvilPotato 15
46 and 47 ya I know the toothpaste with coral bits is a great source of iron.
mgsoloist 14
37-I'm too hipster for it.
Madiluvsyuh98 2
My dentist told me the other day, that some peoples teeth are stained differently. Gray stain gives a white impression, and well yellow is considered gross.
Feklfekl2222 32
Research is starting to find that yellow teeth are quite often healthier than White teeth.
Tobias5505 0
my teeth have a slight yellow tint
torio123 27
Some people have yellowish teeth, some have white teeth, everyone is different. it doesn't mean they don't clean their teeth though. normally, if your teeth are sort if yellow, then the ends of your finger nails will also be yellow, and if your teeth are naturally white then your nails will white too.
mgsoloist 14
Yeah, I mean why waste money on professional photo editing when you have a stick of white out?
StopDropNRoll 11
Maybe it was just payback from when OP use to write on their walls as a child =P
mgsoloist 14
Paycheck is it?
GoodLookingGeese 10
I would rather suggest a dentist and whitening his teeth...
jasminea 0
I bet it made you look better. be grateful, not hateful
DeathMaple 3
Visit a dentist more often.
flockz 20
white out will work wonders...
alpaquette91 9
How do you know it's a guy... Seriously ( no sarcasm)
howslife123 0
Because it has the Male sign at the top of the FML -_-
loserman67 36
Just think, it could have been worse. They could have cut you or your bride out of the picture and replaced one of you with the person that came in the frame when it was bought.
Moota 9
Unless..... You're an elephant.
Hockeyboy4280 18
together we can fight to keep the bad guy away. He's mean and he hurts and his name is tooth decay! We need to fight this, so we don't get gingervitis! So do you HAVE ANY OF THESE things called CAVITIES? If so, Can you PLEASE try this toothpaste? don't worry, it has a great taste! Don't let your teeth go to waste till they ache because of a few bad brushing mistakes. Use crest, because it's the best! This tooth paste you won't ABHORE because you will run FOR the STORE to get MORE. I IMPLORE you to put this in YOUR mouth TONIGHT before you sleep TIGHT to maintain a BRIGHT healthy BITE DESPITE the FIGHT to keep your teeth WHITE. made that jingle a few nights ago, thought I'd try it.
iAmScrubs 19
I read it pretending I was Akon.
a_lenzmeier 11
Yeah, it kinda sucked. Nice attempt though.
Hockeyboy4280 18
Yeah I made it when I was tired and bored. Guess I should stick to sports eh
a_lenzmeier 11
Probably. You do, however, get an A for effort.
mgsoloist 14
Why do you have that much time on your hands? And if you have so much time, why would you spend it writing about brushing habits?
Hockeyboy4280 18
29 i wrote it in like 5 minutes before bed. Trust me, I've written many poems. The average poem takes me hours and hours to perfect. Too much time on my hands? Poetry is not a waste of time to me (even though this one sucked) probably because poetry is natural to Irishman (Yeates) I'd rather be writing a dumb ass jingle than out smoking pot or creating trouble.
IcySnake 0
over half that was from south park.
ea49610 0
This sounds like a comercial
mgsoloist 14
Hey, I'm not dissing poetry. By all means, go for it. It's the subject that makes me wonder lol.
A7X_LoVeee 10
I love it when people blame their stupid comments on being tired.
Tennispro349 2
#10 must have alot of friends.
brosbeforehos85 3
south park.
Hockeyboy4280 18
Only the first line was from South Park. I made the rest up
larisonr 4
I read it like the voice for MLK from The Boondocks.
Hockeyboy4280 18
I took the the first 2 sentences from South Park. The rest I made up...
Hockeyboy4280 18
Also, I have a lot of time because I don't sleep much. No, I don't have a wholle ton of friends, but I have a few really good ones. Quality over quantity
ifailplzinsultme 0
Hold up, did you say GINGERvitis? You're right, it's a horrible disease.
snuffypeacee 0
haha love this!!
athena3100 9
Crest always makes me sick :/
jmpeters 4
take a hint. brush yur ****** teeth.
starsfan_9 7
That's exactly the kind of simple-minded comment I would expect from someone who's profile picture is monster energy
Tennispro349 2
69 is my new hero.
LaurenLeung96 15
ass wipe