Today, I introduced my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years to my friends. I told him how my friends jokingly call him my imaginary Internet boyfriend. He thought it was so funny that when they met, he claimed to be my cousin, saying that I paid him to pretend to be my boyfriend. They believed him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, despite all of the pictures and proof of my fiancé, my parents still think I have an imaginary boyfriend. They met him, and were there when he proposed. They think it's all a joke. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
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Top comments
HoboMeth 36
Kiss him in front of them
NonScaryPumkin 22
Well then, you really need friends who believe you more.
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Comments (44)
pjsr 33
Next time he wants a little loving, tell him he'll have to pay you to pretend to be his girlfriend
muarif 19
Just piss on him to show dominance!
UserError94 18
That's what I did to my grandma, but every time I do she pisses on herself as to reclaim herself or something! It's ridiculous it's been going back and fourth for years! Maybe when she wakes up from her coma we can talk about. Whatever, best of luck to you mate!
Grisha_fml 18
LMFAO!
Cody1187 3
That's awesome he's a keeper
NYGiants1925 22
That's hilarious, he seems cool. Your friends on the other hand...
waleedma 18
Give him the credit of having a sense of humor
T_Seg_101 18
Guess he should have stayed "long distance" :)
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Or fictional.
mfreeeee 20
Why are you long-distance dating in the first place?
thearronaut 10
Well, just remind him that as your 'cousin' it would definitely be unethical to keep having sex with him
death32 6
oh shit im srry tht was funny
fuckpotato 12
What did you do with all that extra time you saved by not typing those vowels?
Anon E Muss 11
Hey, they sound hilarious! Don't worry OP, it's just a joke, and I'm sure they'll understand and get along well, if they have such a sense of humour!