Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet. As the vet reached to examine him, he hissed, then clawed me instead, and then ran straight into a wall. Now we’re both sitting at the vet's, scowling and injured. FML
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML
Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
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AMAN1218 4
that's one mean pussy!
awesomer2000 0
I hope you picked up all the bits of his arms
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Comments (199)
Yinky_Unbanned 0
Da **** does the medicine require you to put something up it's ass?? o.O
itsmeyippie 0
no but it's usually a pill about twice the size a person would take, since pills size vary, just say cat's pills would be about an inch long, barely fitting down it's throat
Yinky_Unbanned 0
damn got all technical and shit on me -.-
eprieto 0
Actually it's because the rectum is a quick and efficient way for the body to absorb a medication.
lolman222 0
at least it happened to him and not you
madi1999 0
ouch !!! what kind of medicine was it ???
iloveyou1266 4
I think I know you !
fatalkiss 0
You should try to help tame your boyfriend's pussy..
BB_ava 0
good one ^^ (accidentally down'd it ==")
deaper 16
Well I purposely downed yours...
LaughinStock 16
^ i bet this idiot thumbed up his own comment
partygril378 0
damn those pussys they get up on yay like a spy or something like that!;)
mintcar 10
Should've snuck it in the cats food?
catatonicsleep 17
grind it up between 2 teaspoons first or the cat will eat everything but the pill...
Badshah29 6
Why would a boy own a cat?
BB_ava 0
it's a pussy either way ;)
example947 0
"have you ever seen a cat penis?"-Turk. sorry, just thought of that :p
Blueglasscup 18
46, my friend thought her cat was female for three years until her vet told her it was male. Apparently cat dicks are thaaaaat small.
shovels 0
I know someone's gonna say it... Sounds like someone is a 'paw'ty mouth...
jamie72596 9
That would be funny if it made sense
CateXOX 0
Yeah, I doubt anyone was going to say it.
twinklestars7216 0
lmao
TheJester12 15
nope , you were in fact the only person, ( probably on this entire forum) to think of a pun that cheesy and gay . hats off to you, hats off :)
Laterial 3
I'd hate to see the FML where you two tried to take the cat's temperature. Ouch!
KickItHigh 32
For some reason, I thought OP was a guy and they were a gay couple. But she's not.
BicPlease 3
I'm gonna say f his life instead. He got his arm clawed off! You got a little pee on you. All you got to do is take a shower. He'll have those scratches for a while.
ShyAnn29 15
yes OP and he bf can shower together! that sounds like a good idea lol
ShyAnn29 15
I mean her not he, lol