Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet. As the vet reached to examine him, he hissed, then clawed me instead, and then ran straight into a wall. Now we’re both sitting at the vet's, scowling and injured. FML
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML
Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
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Top comments
AMAN1218 4
that's one mean pussy!
awesomer2000 0
I hope you picked up all the bits of his arms
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Comments (199)
carobug 6
Did you succeed in giving the cat medicine? If so, can I assume it was high? I am a mature person... sometimes.
Waaaitforit 0
I can't even pronounce how much YDI.. Poor cat.. Maybe next time you should, idunno, stop before you scare the cat to death..
stoptrying 9
Yeah. Just don't give it the meds it could need to keep it alive. A dead cat is much better than a scared one, after all. /sarcasm
deviable 9
then you're doing it wrong.
felah17 6
By "medicine",do you mean crack cocaine?
Jackisme 0
Seems more an FML for your boyfriend than you. Your a bitch. **** you for being selfish. Bitch.
BadKitty13 28
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ! Poor Baby Kitty !!!! I have to wrap my kitties in a towel to give them their meds. I tried grinding it up and putting it in the food but they always KNOW its there. That's pretty traumatic for a cat to flip out like she did.
beckham_732 3
THATS QUITE THE PUSSY!
soccerguru99 0
.... sounds more like FML for your boyfriend... but I guess FYL for u both?
potatohead314 0
must have gotten the medicine mixed up with the crack.
omgFyourLife 0
kill that stupid cat!