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Poor little guy

CatLady - 09/06/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

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Today, I took my cat to the vet. As the vet reached to examine him, he hissed, then clawed me instead, and then ran straight into a wall. Now we’re both sitting at the vet's, scowling and injured. FML

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Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML

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crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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Anonymous - 11/06/2011 22:36 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML

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pissed off - 01/07/2012 01:00

Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML

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crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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Thursday 9 June 2011 15:51

that's one mean pussy!

awesomer2000 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 15:52

I hope you picked up all the bits of his arms

carobug 6

Friday 10 June 2011 1:07

Did you succeed in giving the cat medicine? If so, can I assume it was high? I am a mature person... sometimes.

Waaaitforit 0

Friday 10 June 2011 1:47

I can't even pronounce how much YDI.. Poor cat.. Maybe next time you should, idunno, stop before you scare the cat to death..

stoptrying 9

Friday 10 June 2011 5:57

Yeah. Just don't give it the meds it could need to keep it alive. A dead cat is much better than a scared one, after all. /sarcasm

deviable 9

Friday 10 June 2011 2:05

then you're doing it wrong.

felah17 6

Friday 10 June 2011 3:20

By "medicine",do you mean crack cocaine?

Jackisme 0

Friday 10 June 2011 3:40

Seems more an FML for your boyfriend than you. Your a bitch. **** you for being selfish. Bitch.

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Friday 10 June 2011 4:02

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ! Poor Baby Kitty !!!! I have to wrap my kitties in a towel to give them their meds. I tried grinding it up and putting it in the food but they always KNOW its there. That's pretty traumatic for a cat to flip out like she did.