Today, I got back from a two-week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my roommate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, my roommate asked me for help finding her wallet because it’s been lost for days. I helped a bit, but it never turned up. I left to go to my boyfriend’s house as I'd planned. Guess whose wallet I found laying on the ground next to his night-stand? And why it was there… FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML
Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
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gravedigger08 0
you can actually get a court order to get the dog back since you never gave permission and it's free just go down to the courthouse then kick ur roommate out and get another roommate
jachelle 0
Wtfff, who bets a dog?
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Comments (99)
YeahCourse 4
I would kick his ass FYL :((( I'm sorry OP :(
simonepedretti 7
Whatta bitch
Life_is_FML 22
Kick the sorry ass bitch out. I would take a dog for that asshole any ******* moment. I am so sorry. I would be crying if I lost my puppy.
lil_mars 1
I'm so sorry, OP! :(
Redneckcrazyyy 6
Now that's really sad ); But of course that's coming from an animal lover
Labyrinth13 20
I'd have one dead roommate if I were you.
Madrias 36
Seems like what you need to do is wrap your roommate's head in duct tape, put him in a large black trash bag, run over him with his car a few times, put his body in the trunk of his car, and send it rolling off a cliff like they do in the movies. That should at least take care of half the problem.
cwl727 33
I hope you got him back!!!
tayymeds 23
I'd kill him.
daemonsparta 16
hes getting your dog back.... or else