Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like each other. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says, "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his mom for the very first time. After shaking my hand and looking me up and down, she loudly proclaimed, "She doesn't have the right hips to have kids." FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
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Raiderwrstler65 0
lol you must be a good selection for him to plant his seed
chloelove210 0
OMG thats soooo awkward! runnnnnn!!!!!!!
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Comments (182)
trappedinabox212 0
that sucks!!!!
inconvienentgurl 0
This is a compliment...not an fml would u rather be a twig that has to have a c-section just to get the baby or have hips which give you more room to push your baby out dont be mad just because he said that so not an fml!!!
YDI_King 0
YDI for not knowing how to take a compliment. what a b*tch
The_Pleb 0
FYL for being such a humorless, ignorant piece of fluff He just used humor and complimented you at the same time. **** your life O and this is officialy the fourth comment thankyou
suaveneanderthal 0
are you sure your mom isn't his mom's sister or something? who the hell says breedin hips
Books4Me 0
#28- I have very large hips and am still going to need a C-section because I also happen to be very short and very uh..small...in that area. A baby will probably just not fit. Me and all of my siblings were born via C-section and my mom is basically the same size as me. There's nothing wrong with it and body shape has very little to do with how a baby is born.
thatonek1d 0
freaking compliment!! !!!!!
matt5217 4
actually about 150 years ago larger hips was the trait to look for. it meant they could work harder and less chance of death during child birth
chloelove210 0
OMG thats soooo awkward! runnnnnn!!!!!!!
jakeJIGSAW 2
It was obvs in a joking way, as things were going well...
angryseatroll 5
Well, thats a little nasty
staaaacyy 0
it's a compliment!!! he's sayin u hav nice hips: well he cud hav been less crude and atleast left out the part about his mother sayin that but stil!!!!
Raiderwrstler65 0
lol you must be a good selection for him to plant his seed
jondivey 9
win ;)^
tlol 0
is this a bad thing...
Matt2014Young 0
No shit
OHIOxRAIN 0
Where I come from, thats a compliment!
MrKrypt 0
Alabama?
Armin_fml 0
My guess would be Ohio...
DunHassleDuhHoff 0
NO making fun Alabama for incest! I lived there for a while and they don't have incest... ...just a fuckload of rape... ...and child criminals...
music_baby224 0
but no incest right? sounds good.
Geist_fml 0
No... Try looking at the guys flag... It's Canadian. Do you guys know what a Canadian flag looks like?
vballerlover07 0
Are you guys retarded? He has a Canadian flag so he is either part/full Canadian or he was born there. His name has Ohio in it so he probably lives in Ohio now.
XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX 0
OH- ( i as well live there)
meagaplexxx 0
west India?
kimmiekimmiekong 0
don't hate on Ohio!
monkey27 0
It's jus a pik dnt mean he's from Canada, jus saying
Twinklestar 0
If things were going really well until then he was probably joking..
Izabushel 65
You could only hope so.
ChurchofFagenism 0
some men look for that in woman subconsciously. this guy is just a little less....subconscious...lol
ChurchofFagenism 0
yeah I agree!
sparxva 12
Its a joke. Get over it. I read this FML to my fiance and she asked "do you think I have perfect breeding hips?" so I told her "I don't know, get naked and I'll check." ... and then we both laughed. Learn to take a joke and not get upset so easily.
sadistmonkey 19
I think there might be a difference between fiance and FIRST DATE.
kile88 2
did he say it with a hill billy accent?
FarSide 23
and did you hear banjo's in the distance...?
ElMundio87 0
hyuk hyuk
QJD 0
* smacks lips *