Today, the toilet at my apartment still hasn't been fixed. I have to straddle the bathtub for number 1's and go to Walmart for 2's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML
Today, it's been two days since my upstairs neighbour's toilet started flooding both our apartments. I have to go to the bathroom with an umbrella. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML
Today, I'm at my in-laws for breakfast. I used the restroom to do a number 2 but the water flow isn't going. It's not clogged, but the water is not fully leaving, and my boyfriend's phone is dead. I'm helpless. FML
Today, after buying an old house that lacks plumbing a few weeks ago, I’m still crapping in a bucket in the barn. My two favorite Christmas gifts are still 2 pieces of rubber to dampen the noise from my new sewage pump and a used ceramic toilet bowl. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. After movies and dinner, we came back to my place. I had to go to the washroom BADLY. I took a BIG #2 and when I went to flush the toilet to my horror it wouldn't flush. FML
Today, I went up to take a shower. I typically go to the bathroom first, I take a mega dump, then flush the toilet. Not only wouldn't the toilet flush but I found out my parents only keep one plunger on hand. It was in the downstairs bathroom. My dad came upstairs and plunged the toilet while I stood there naked. FML
Today, we had to turn the water off due to a massive leak in the kitchen sink that the plumber was currently fixing. I managed to wait two hours before my uncooperative digestive tract said it couldn't wait any longer and I had to take a mega dump in the bathroom. I couldn't flush the toilet or wash my hands. FML
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Lioness48910 0
All you fucktards getting on her for peeing in the bathtub need to hop off. Your piss is sterile, so she's not wallowing in her own filth. All you judgemental assholes know that you pee in the tub too so back off. What if she can't use the neighbor's bathroom? Did you idiots ever consider that notion? No? Then get some common sense. Gosh, you dicks act like she can't clean the tub when she's done.
n8equalsd 0
apartment. learn how to read.
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Comments (157)
YDIasshole 0
what, no garbage disposal for #2's?
dover34 0
that's one beast chick pissing in bathtubs and. trecking to walmart for #2 that deserves am applause
wordgirl 0
I don't know the laws in MN, but where I come from there are laws against that. They have a legal responsibility to give you a working toilet within a very small time frame when you only have one.
xlostwithoutu 0
I can understand the shower, but the sink? iPhone users knuckle touch!!
lo1337a 1
Pee into disposable plastic cups, pour down the drain & throw out the cup. Or use a glass & sterilise it afterwards.
Phallus_fml 0
YDI for breaking the toilet.
misskity6 0
that's ******* hilarious.
pariah13 0
that's disgusting. going to wal-mart! what's wrong with you?!
erikeet216 0
here's an idea: step 1: get a brown paper bag. step 2: poop into said bag. step 3: set bag outside landlord's front door, containing your stool. step 4: light bag on fire. step 5: knock on the door. step 6: hide nearby and laugh.
KGB_28 0
Invest in a stick so you can go number 2 in the bath and just break it down...