Today, the toilet at my apartment still hasn't been fixed. I have to straddle the bathtub for number 1's and go to Walmart for 2's. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML
Today, it's been two days since my upstairs neighbour's toilet started flooding both our apartments. I have to go to the bathroom with an umbrella. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML
Today, I'm at my in-laws for breakfast. I used the restroom to do a number 2 but the water flow isn't going. It's not clogged, but the water is not fully leaving, and my boyfriend's phone is dead. I'm helpless. FML
Today, after buying an old house that lacks plumbing a few weeks ago, I’m still crapping in a bucket in the barn. My two favorite Christmas gifts are still 2 pieces of rubber to dampen the noise from my new sewage pump and a used ceramic toilet bowl. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. After movies and dinner, we came back to my place. I had to go to the washroom BADLY. I took a BIG #2 and when I went to flush the toilet to my horror it wouldn't flush. FML
Today, I went up to take a shower. I typically go to the bathroom first, I take a mega dump, then flush the toilet. Not only wouldn't the toilet flush but I found out my parents only keep one plunger on hand. It was in the downstairs bathroom. My dad came upstairs and plunged the toilet while I stood there naked. FML
Today, we had to turn the water off due to a massive leak in the kitchen sink that the plumber was currently fixing. I managed to wait two hours before my uncooperative digestive tract said it couldn't wait any longer and I had to take a mega dump in the bathroom. I couldn't flush the toilet or wash my hands. FML
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Lioness48910 0
All you fucktards getting on her for peeing in the bathtub need to hop off. Your piss is sterile, so she's not wallowing in her own filth. All you judgemental assholes know that you pee in the tub too so back off. What if she can't use the neighbor's bathroom? Did you idiots ever consider that notion? No? Then get some common sense. Gosh, you dicks act like she can't clean the tub when she's done.
n8equalsd 0
apartment. learn how to read.
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idkweird 0
A toilet is actually something they have to fix on an emergency basis. I would let them know that if they don't get someone there ASAP, you're calling a plumber and they have to pay for it. Whether thats through reimbursing you or you taking it off of next month's rent, they have to. I'm pretty sure those are unbearable living conditions in the eyes of the courts.
pavvypower 1
Everyone, hey, I've got something to say And it touches each one of us every day It's hard to admit it's a little risqué But I think that it's time that we all threw our shame away Everyone pees in the shower Don't try and tell me you don't Oh everyone pees in the shower If you think that I'll judge you I won't If you're laughing right now, Then you don't care who knows That you pee in the shower And that's for sure But if you're not laughing Then you just don't want people to know That you pee in the shower I know that you pee in the shower Sometimes it's cold And you don't even know When you get in the shower That you gotta go When the warm water flows On your finger and toes And you stop! And say, "Ahhh, screw it." And you just let it go
FMYLIFEd00ds 0
WIN!
Tkim32 0
I wait untill I'm in the shower to pee. Then I let it flow like a river.
Lee002 8
you just made my life
kelleyb323 0
agreed. my apartment has a Rec room.. and definitely way more than 12 apartments.. and I live in bumfuck Oklahoma!
c0w 0
I'm sure your apartment has some kind of a clubhouse/rec room/office with a bathroom. Ask your landlord for a key to it since it's his/her fault you don't have a functional one right now. That's what my apartment manager did when the septic tanks were being fixed in my building.
OkageStarr 0
Man, what kind of nice apartments are you living in? Most of the apartments I've lived in don't even have utility rooms. They're like duplexes or townhomes in larger clusters. The one building I lived in that didn't fit that formula had a basement laundry room. It had six washers, six dryers, an industrial hot water heater, and the access for all the utilities. But no bathroom.
picabo889 11
ahaha u must have really strong pee cuz how could u ever smell that after it goes down the drain??? doesnt make sense to me
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
This is an FML because you have to do this #2 business (whatever that is) at Wal-Mart. Be a real woman and take a dump on your neighbor's welcome mat and blame the landlord's dog.
doink 0
This reminds me of the time I had to piss really badly but the bathroom was occupied. I peed in the catbox. F my cat's life.
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for using apostrophes to pluralize.
monbon6788 0
@35 actually that's grammatically correct. you're supposed to use apostrophes to pluralize after stuff like symbols and numbers
xlostwithoutu 0
Oh my God. 35 I see you everywhere, you should be crowned "Most Annoying
allmidnighteyes 11
I fail to see how my comments are more annoying than your repeating the same letter in a word an obnoxiously unnecessary amount of times. ex: tayyylorrr, heaarrt, Jacksonn, and Bestiees Shut up. And no, apostrophes are not used to pluralize a number. ex: wrong - 1990's; correct - 1990s
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IonaDavina 0
I totally love you for that. Don't you just hate the incorrect use of apostrophes???
briansdae 0
Poor kid. <3
ctgirl12345 0
ummmm you need to get a something for that. that's nasty
luxornv 0
Report the landlord for not fixing stuff in a reasonable time frame.
saaaammmmm 0
Garbage disposal.
neon_shoes 0
Three words: That.is.disgusting.