Today, I'm at my in-laws for breakfast. I used the restroom to do a number 2 but the water flow isn't going. It's not clogged, but the water is not fully leaving, and my boyfriend's phone is dead. I'm helpless. FML
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Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, the morning before my flight with my boyfriend’s family at 2 am, I had to use the bathroom and unfortunately the toilet got clogged after a couple of safety flushes. Turns out my boyfriend can’t unclog the toilet and it’s the only toilet in the house of four people. We leave at 5 am. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, while apartment hunting with my boyfriend, I needed to use the bathroom. We were on our own and no toilet paper. Fortunately I carry wipes with me, because I had to more than just pee. All was fine, until I tried to flush and realized the water was turned off. The next person will get quite the surprise. FML
Today, I clogged the toilet at my boyfriend's house. I couldn't fix it and was too ashamed to say anything. I can't handle confrontation, so I had to just sit there as my boyfriend's brother ended up getting blamed, then grounded for "lying" about it not being his fault. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
Today, I came back from a holiday with in-laws who don't speak English. After taking a dump and not being able to flush, I realised they had turned off the water prior to the holiday. I had to show them my poop to explain they had no running water. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, I woke up to use the restroom, because I had to take a shit. There was basically no toilet paper left. I asked my boyfriend if he could go get some. It was 1 a.m. He said he’d go when the stores were open, then told me to just rinse off in the shower. FML
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Charlie Given 28
Seriously does someone need to hold your hand too. how old are you ,you simply poke your head out the door and say something like hey the toilet's not working properly could I have some assistance 🤦♂️🤷♂️ everybody poops it's part of nature.
RichardPencil 32
Just lock yourself in the bathroom until the poop decomposes naturally. That will only take a few weeks. Glad I could help.
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RichardPencil 32
Just lock yourself in the bathroom until the poop decomposes naturally. That will only take a few weeks. Glad I could help.
Charlie Given 28
Seriously does someone need to hold your hand too. how old are you ,you simply poke your head out the door and say something like hey the toilet's not working properly could I have some assistance 🤦♂️🤷♂️ everybody poops it's part of nature.
diraven 15
Isn't this from Dumb and Dumber?
Marcella1016 32
Art imitates life.
Thaylok 17
i was curious about having both in-laws and a boyfriend there too. anyway, look for a plunger somewhere, say, under the sink?
calypso1212 14
Thank you! They’re not your in-laws until you’re married. Unless this is an open thing and husband couldn’t make it but boyfriend did…….
Nightbird827 15
you don't have in-laws if you aren't married.