Today, the toilet at my apartment still hasn't been fixed. I have to straddle the bathtub for number 1's and go to Walmart for 2's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML
Today, it's been two days since my upstairs neighbour's toilet started flooding both our apartments. I have to go to the bathroom with an umbrella. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML
Today, I'm at my in-laws for breakfast. I used the restroom to do a number 2 but the water flow isn't going. It's not clogged, but the water is not fully leaving, and my boyfriend's phone is dead. I'm helpless. FML
Today, after buying an old house that lacks plumbing a few weeks ago, I’m still crapping in a bucket in the barn. My two favorite Christmas gifts are still 2 pieces of rubber to dampen the noise from my new sewage pump and a used ceramic toilet bowl. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. After movies and dinner, we came back to my place. I had to go to the washroom BADLY. I took a BIG #2 and when I went to flush the toilet to my horror it wouldn't flush. FML
Today, I went up to take a shower. I typically go to the bathroom first, I take a mega dump, then flush the toilet. Not only wouldn't the toilet flush but I found out my parents only keep one plunger on hand. It was in the downstairs bathroom. My dad came upstairs and plunged the toilet while I stood there naked. FML
Today, we had to turn the water off due to a massive leak in the kitchen sink that the plumber was currently fixing. I managed to wait two hours before my uncooperative digestive tract said it couldn't wait any longer and I had to take a mega dump in the bathroom. I couldn't flush the toilet or wash my hands. FML
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Lioness48910 0
All you fucktards getting on her for peeing in the bathtub need to hop off. Your piss is sterile, so she's not wallowing in her own filth. All you judgemental assholes know that you pee in the tub too so back off. What if she can't use the neighbor's bathroom? Did you idiots ever consider that notion? No? Then get some common sense. Gosh, you dicks act like she can't clean the tub when she's done.
n8equalsd 0
apartment. learn how to read.
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Comments (157)
leoofbodom 0
i wee in the bath anyway...
mm121592 0
ROFL!
Lioness48910 0
All you fucktards getting on her for peeing in the bathtub need to hop off. Your piss is sterile, so she's not wallowing in her own filth. All you judgemental assholes know that you pee in the tub too so back off. What if she can't use the neighbor's bathroom? Did you idiots ever consider that notion? No? Then get some common sense. Gosh, you dicks act like she can't clean the tub when she's done.
div01 2
amen.
Melori 0
im on your side Lioness but it isn't "common" enough to be called common sence anymore.
Soulathyia 0
common sense
schwinn11 0
Hahahaha, love it
manicrose 3
yeah
Soulathyia 0
love what?
rachelthelime_fml 29
And it saves water, granted she aims for the plug hole and therefore doesn't need as much water to clean it up
dharmaint 15
Pee would go down the hole so comment invalid
sxuxex 0
Hire a plumber and take it out of next months rent. You have rights.
TheDaveCA 1
The laws in this area vary significantly, but where I live you must get the landlord or the court to agree before you can deduct anything from rent, ever. While the tenant can attempt to complete repairs if they so desire, the landlord isn't automatically under any obligation to reimburse the tenant for repairs (but the landlord is required to get repairs done and the courts will assist when needed)
CallMeHush 1
Little plastic grocery bags stretched out over a 5 gallon bucket make a serviceable porta-pottie and then you can burn the bags on your landlords stoop. That will at least keep you out of Walmart.
maskedman 9
next she has to do a number two she can pick up some of those bags.
tudor_fml 0
YDI for no having any friends who's bathrooms you could use.
RabenSchwartz 3
how do you know that walmart isn't right across the street and her friends is like 30 minutes away. it's not like she's gonna get in her car, drive to her friends house, take a shit and come back
Squander 3
"Hey Jesse I was wondering if I could come over for a minute, I need to pee. I'll leave right afterwards" Because that sounds totally right to say.
fudrick 0
"Hey, my toilet isn't working, and my landlord won't fix it, so do you think I could just come over to your house and use yours any time I need to go?" If you would say yes to that you're retarded.
boatkicker 5
There are PLENTY of apartments with less than that. You probably don't notice them because they aren't that huge, but I'm sure you've seen them somewhere. Often, they look like oversize, rather plain looking, houses. Top one is a 3 family, bottom is a 6. http://www.brueggeman.net/CuylerBuilding.html http://westseattleblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/2112alki.jpg
boatkicker 5
Hmm.... wont let me edit the above comment, so.... I don't know HOW i ended up responding to this comment. It was supposed to go to fudrick, but on their comment about never having seen apartments that size. It seems however, that the comment I was replying to was deleted, or got glitchy and disappeared.
iamgoofymovie 0
#17...u need to calm ur ass down mister
corambis 13
Soon, we'll all be going #2 at WalMart. With that floating happy face watching.
jessicams 0
FYL and YDI. I'm sorry your landlord sucks but seriously, call a plumber and make your landlord reimburse you. If he/she won't, take him/her to small claims court.
tisiphone_fml 0
Or, just report your landlord as a slumlord and get the heck out of that lease!
IDigSmartLadies 0
Walmart is a shithole? Color me surprised.
camsham86 0
It's called the Landlord-Tenant law. Look it up for your state and file the necessary actions. It's not that complicated.