Today, I got out of bed and went downstairs in my boxers to get a glass of water. I entered the kitchen and said hi to my visiting mother-in-law, who smiled. Only after a good ten minutes did she decide to tell me that my knob was hanging from a gap in my boxers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I'd heard him in the hall, I yelled out, "Come on, don't be shy, bring your dick back in here right now!" A voice then replied, "He's gone out to get some bread." It was my mother-in-law. FML
Today, I was standing by the bed, naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opened the door and walked over to me, swinging her hips, wearing practically nothing. At about four feet from me, she tripped on the edge of the floor mat, and used my junk to catch herself. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching TV and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML
Today, while masturbating, I got a huge migraine so I went into the kitchen to get an Advil. As I was getting it, my family was staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. I walked out and realized that I hadn't put my pants back on. I just walked downstairs fully torqued in front of my family. FML
Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
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yakturk43 0
win for saying wankerstick lol
bhangu023 0
ahaha u shud of been like i'm givin it som morning fresh air
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Comments (173)
maxxattack 0
so what? I'm sure she saw it a bajillion other times, or have you forgot she used to change your diaper and you used to suck on her *******?
mae18_fml 0
mother- in- law
xdinasaurzxrawrx 0
@ maxxattack... he said mother IN LAW... meaning it wasn't his birth mom... meaning she never changed his diapers and he never sucked her ****......-.-"
RKftw 0
it wasn't his mother it was his mother-in-law
anonymous595 0
she mightv let him afterwards;-)
KaylieBieber13 0
mother IN LAW u dumb b!tch
Faded315 6
Funny how 7492649 ppl had to tell him Mother-in law lol
Bryan64_fml 5
He's probably some little kid doesn't fully understand how marriage works
breyahna12397 0
dummies he said mother in law dumb asses
Jiplo 18
And HOW exactly does that make the situation any less awkward and embarrassing?
justmyluck1212 0
He definitely said "mother-in-law" doucher
ScaryyMary 14
Say hello to Mr. Happy...
KamilleBlack 3
YDI. Why do u guys always think it's okay to walk around the house in ur underwear. U see ur step mom is down stairs and u continue doing what ur doing like theres nothing wrong? This really pisses me off because my moms boyfriend would leave his bedroom without a shirt on! Like I don't want to see that! Ew!! I don't walk around in a bra and underwear when people are around so neither should u or any other guy in this world. jeez.
Dphilipson 0
guys and girls. girls can't walk around without a shirt. guys can. wow. eww?? are you serious?? watch tv once in a while you wanker-stick... notice all the guys with shirts off and all the girls with shirts on.
nudist 0
LOL at the prude Nudity isn't shameful. We are nudists and aren't embarrassed to be naked around each other.
megitts 0
agree with number 16
maddehsaurr 0
it's his house and he's married. not a ydi.
tayyters 4
when its their own house they can if they want and if yr moms bf bugs u why dont u try sayn something to him its not a biggie in the first place but still easily handleable
jairolover 25
get the **** over yourself.
Soybean254 0
bet she hasn't seen a good ole 4 inches in a while haha FYL indeed
awesome576 0
wow 10 mins she must have enjoyed that hahaha
Goople 0
its that long? LMFAO u got a big wankerstick
randyz 3
Ur gay bro
marlenebby63 0
Bet She Liked It. :D
sweetpea129 0
hahaha, wanker stick, lmaooo