Today, I got out of bed and went downstairs in my boxers to get a glass of water. I entered the kitchen and said hi to my visiting mother-in-law, who smiled. Only after a good ten minutes did she decide to tell me that my knob was hanging from a gap in my boxers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I'd heard him in the hall, I yelled out, "Come on, don't be shy, bring your dick back in here right now!" A voice then replied, "He's gone out to get some bread." It was my mother-in-law. FML
Today, I was standing by the bed, naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opened the door and walked over to me, swinging her hips, wearing practically nothing. At about four feet from me, she tripped on the edge of the floor mat, and used my junk to catch herself. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching TV and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML
Today, while masturbating, I got a huge migraine so I went into the kitchen to get an Advil. As I was getting it, my family was staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. I walked out and realized that I hadn't put my pants back on. I just walked downstairs fully torqued in front of my family. FML
Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
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yakturk43 0
win for saying wankerstick lol
bhangu023 0
ahaha u shud of been like i'm givin it som morning fresh air
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Comments (173)
Shystai 0
How did you not realize...wow...YDI
CSB7 4
that's what I wanna know lol he must have a small one! haha
ninjasmurf 0
number 16: your ugly and retarded.. its a guy with his shirt off get used to it, your gunna see that plenty in your life so stfu. and lol whod wanna see u in your bra and underwear anyways..
paramorefan125 0
ahahahahaha wankerstick wtf dude lolololololol wow
razorp 0
I've done that before, but it was my house cleaner thAt got a peak
bedbug1234 0
sexy. how big is it
_shakalaka_ 9
isn't it better to call it wankING stick? anyway abt tat incident...come on let the old hogg have some, she's prolly deprived and shit..hence it took her 10 mins to fell you!
elaney8 0
lmaoo that's hella funny xD
sophierose_fml 1
"wanker-stick"? hahaha good one
apfunction 0
#11: he said mother IN LAW you ******* retard.
fishyfingaz 0
lol 61 so true.. over the fence for me too