Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, I've changed my number twice already. When I asked why the insurance agent gave my contact details away without my consent, she replied, "But he seemed so concerned about you!" I suddenly wish there was a serial killer list I can upload her personal information to. Not that I'll actually do it, but fuck you. FML
Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
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dadof2 4
I guess its time to stop giving it to your mother and whip your brothers a@@!!
CJ0106 1
I would do the same thing back to him. May not be the most mature approach but he'll probably learn his lesson.
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Comments (108)
goodgood_fml 5
Just register him on Grindr and put his cell number. He'll either be so occupied that he won't have time to prank you, or so pissed he'll probably never prank you again. Good luck!!
SwaggCapone 11
find a gay hook up website and make him an acct bet he won't do it again
djgoreo 12
Threaten him with harassment charges or something!
Jenny555_fml 8
What an ass
cptmorgan6 8
Dump h....oh. Wait. Uhm.. I'm so confused!! That's always the answer!!
bizarre_ftw 22
Then don't give Her your number, if she bitches remind her she can't be trusted
DarkMarkInTheSky 9
That has happened to me before. I'm taking the people who put my number on CL to court though.
yoshikatshomoto 2
Fool you are if this is your fourth time. Don't share your number with your mother.
roadsex_now 0
Post his number on Craigslist personals as being gay and available.
WhoSaidThatIsh 13
Your Mother's ill-conceived attempt at family unity is upsetting and unsettling to me. You obviously don't want him to have your number, she should respect your wishes. Sorry, OP, but if it were me all she'd get is a call from a blocked number until she can respect you.