Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, I've changed my number twice already. When I asked why the insurance agent gave my contact details away without my consent, she replied, "But he seemed so concerned about you!" I suddenly wish there was a serial killer list I can upload her personal information to. Not that I'll actually do it, but fuck you. FML
Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
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Top comments
dadof2 4
I guess its time to stop giving it to your mother and whip your brothers a@@!!
CJ0106 1
I would do the same thing back to him. May not be the most mature approach but he'll probably learn his lesson.
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Comments (108)
MrScholl 4
File for harassment?
outsider_forlife 0
Don't give it to your mom.
thisguy45 2
Stop giving your mom your number.
Spectre529 12
Don't give your number to them then
perdix 31
When you get calls, apologize for the misprint and tell the caller you are organizing a Surprise Prison Rape Fantasy for your brother. Tell him to bring friends, give him the times your brother is home alone and that the "safe word" is "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis." The fifth number change will be the last.
CaptainSaveAHoe 11
you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
gracehi 33
I normally don't condone violence, but in this rare instance I strongly suggest you administer to your brother a swift knee to the testicles.
MolesterStallone 13
Probably not.
lovemesomeanth 2
Doesn't the question mark go inside of the quotation marks?
Fishinaddict22 1
40- No, unless she was quoting a whole question in which case she is not.
TheLadyOpal 30
With relations like that, you'd probably be better off changing your name too.