Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML
Today, I went to the graveyard with my little brother to visit my grandfather's grave. While we were there, my brother suddenly asked me, "Can you die now? I hate you." He's 7 years-old. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML
Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML
Today, I told my grandmother I was planning a trip to take my newborn son to meet his great-great-grandfather before it was too late. She had a guilty expression on her face. My great-grandfather died 4 months ago and my family forgot to tell me. FML
Today, I was visiting my grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 and after about 30 minutes I explained to her that, "I'm going to have to leave, it's just too hot in here." She replied, "You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell." I laughed. She didn't. FML
Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML
Today, my tired son and I were riding a shuttle bus. An old lady got on, and I told him we needed to get up so she could have the seat. He started crying and screamed, "WHY? She's old, she's gonna die soon!" I wanted to melt into the ground. FML
Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML
Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML
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Top comments
AwkwardHaole808 16
Well hello Satan.
limitles 14
YOU raised him. He's six, he doesn't know better, he only knows what you have taught him.
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Comments (68)
AwkwardHaole808 16
Well hello Satan.
cocoshake 16
that's so mean
AyeJay101 25
Check his head for 666!
Eyalsh 32
your comment is at 66 right now. that's cool. (beavis' voice)
Uglyfeet 23
Speaking for myself, despite liking it, I will not change that hehe
Destinee_1 13
Kids say the darnest things sometimes
ElricMustang 23
I feel like "Damnest" fits better with the whole "Satan" thing he's got going on
Miss_Whipped 43
Damnedest, actually. :) But I like the way you think!
DoomSkuller 28
Only sometimes?
limitles 14
YOU raised him. He's six, he doesn't know better, he only knows what you have taught him.
ham_spam 17
So ur saying the kid hasn't been around anyone else and has no mind of his own ok
RuBloKon 15
Maybe the grandma is horrible, and the child has been raised to be honest?
annarcheer 19
If he's saying those things and learned it from someone else she should probably watch who she brings her children around so if she's bringing her child around people who only cuss and stuff then it is her fault or if she's watching shows with that stuff then the mother should be more aware of what her son is around.
bkb12 16
Did it even occur to you that the child might have a teenage brother who likes pranks? Or maybe he even heard his father say that phrase one day? Or maybe they go to church and he just doesn't understand the difference between hell and heaven? Don't assume it's the mother that taught him this.
ryan9929 4
The kid could have friends...
1dvos_grl3 21
I agree with #49 when I was six and I was in first grade I would have kids come up to me and say stuff like "You should say this to that person, it'd be funny!" I learned very quickly that I shouldn't listen to those little ass whipes..
MRSwick2525 23
#34 that is the longest run on sentence I have seen in a long while. Just sayin!!
Exaspera 55
Lil 'tinker he is!
noobienick 19
If only hell existed
lolhailsatan 23
don't ****** start this man
laden_swallow09 35
How can you tell an atheist from a Christian, Buddhist, Muslim, or New Ager? Don't worry. He'll tell you.
TheCookieComet 23
You cant say hell doesnt exist if there isnt any true evidence of how the earth was created. Most of these creation stories are theories. If there was in fact a big bang then I believe God is behind it. And with God there is satan.
lolhailsatan 23
#56 you don't ****** start this either
littleking94 14
have you died...... do you really know
TheCookieComet 23
Sorry 61
coolman298 15
Why do gotta be that ONE guy that not even other atheists like.
Askud99 14
It does. It's called earth.
nonsensical 26
Awww isn't he just adorable!
FunnnyGirrl 19
Hahahaha! That's kind of funny
Ms_ValS 27
Bloody hilarious really. Now if only she wasn't actually dying before their eyes...
Drnknmonkey08 12
the actual hell? I would be talking to him and asking him why he said that? seems like he may have over heard an adult talking about her and said she would be going there and for some reason he had the thought to pass it on