Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, I've changed my number twice already. When I asked why the insurance agent gave my contact details away without my consent, she replied, "But he seemed so concerned about you!" I suddenly wish there was a serial killer list I can upload her personal information to. Not that I'll actually do it, but fuck you. FML
Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
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Top comments
dadof2 4
I guess its time to stop giving it to your mother and whip your brothers a@@!!
CJ0106 1
I would do the same thing back to him. May not be the most mature approach but he'll probably learn his lesson.
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Comments (108)
megapeyt 17
That sucks Good luck with dealing with that OP
lacrossebrah13 8
It seems you have put a lot of thought into this comment
dadof2 4
I guess its time to stop giving it to your mother and whip your brothers a@@!!
CaptainDoorknob 7
I say post his number on gay dating sites.
sux4u121 10
I think his mother just understand the situation, and the brother is just a dick.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Enlist his number on a sexual Predator site. That'll be about equal, right? Right? But no really, that is so disrespectful, of both him and your mother. I'm sorry this happened to you OP.
MagicGiraffe 12
The way that is worded number 2... Giggity!
sux4u121 10
Sorry I meant to say the mother just *doesn't understand the situation.
patrickalamo 48
Restraining order...
TBelle4Ever 15
I'd say your number is... 867-5309
P374RD3D 9
^recognize the jingle, have no clue what the commercial is for
onlychildFTW 34
#2 sounds about right.
TBelle4Ever 15
75 It's not a commercial, it's a song
IQWasJustLowered 0
Oh god 75, please tell me your kidding.
Slavgaard 16
From a 80's song
spazz666 18
The song is LITERALLY called 867-5309...... JEEEEEEENNY I GOT YOUR NUMER.. IIIII'M GUNNA MAKE YOU MI-INE. BAAAABY DON'T CHANGE YOUR NUMBER 867-5309!!!
P374RD3D 9
Shit. I just now remembered where I heard that. Now I feel like a dumbass.
P374RD3D 9
But now I know to think/google before I comment
Axipiter 24
And now you know. And knowing is half the battle!
TBelle4Ever 15
126- GI JOOOOEEEE
Szaszaspasz 26
It is a pop song from the '80's by Tommy Two-tone (if I can recall correctly.)
MZPONY 7
^ Tommy Tutone
onlychildFTW 34
Ahh mustangs. Best year is 1965 though.
throwmeaway 1
Create a voip phone number, forward it to his phone number, give the voip number to your mom and just hope that she will give it to him.
CJ0106 1
I would do the same thing back to him. May not be the most mature approach but he'll probably learn his lesson.
Marcella1016 32
And make sure his number is listed under ads for casual sex with anyone who can make him "feel like a man," male or female. I'm sure he'll get plenty of calls lol Also, change your number again and don't give it to your mother. I'd be SO pissed if she did something I specifically asked her NOT to do!
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
Hey hey, people shouldn't be so harsh on him cause he's clearly mentally handicapped.
ydi_4_suking 20
the guy is stupid but not mentally challenged. well maybe but OP didn't say
habibiiiiiii 2
Op could have given her the wrong number
KiwiExchange 16
^Well, 51, obviously her mother's not of trust anymore... But that also doesn't mean you have to lie to her and purposefully give her a wrong number, silly.
habibiiiiiii 2
Well if the mom keeps giving it to the brother then she shouldnt give it to her anymore
sens3sfailing 25
67-it took every ounce of effort not burst out laughing at the innuendo that can be assumed from your comment.
xalba 9
This might be a Little over board, but, maybe you need to put your moms number up on those website so she knows why your not impressed with her.
anonymous198913 26
OP should do it with both the brother's and the mom's number and teach them both a lesson.
kickass1stbase 7
Oh, so that was you I talked to... Sorry. I thought you were advertising yourself..whoops!
hopsinlove17 26
You just broadcasted to everyone that you look for hookers on the Internet. Well done.
tacojauns 45
If its any conselation i though it was funny.
supportcommand 17
Who cares if they look for hookers. Do you know who they are? I bet no one knows who they are. So what's the big deal.
XxskyelovexX 13
I'm pretty sure he was joking...
LiesAndMischief 4
I love how people are actually taking this comment seriously. It was stupid, yes, but most likely just a joke.
kickass1stbase 7
It was a joke, and I'm not a dude
laden_swallow09 35
It was a joke. We realize that. It just wasn't funny.
little_one 20
Domo why so mean?
XxskyelovexX 13
4- Oh shit sorry I didn't know your a chick because your profile is private I'm so sorry
bigdurrdy 4
Stop giving your telephone number to your mother as well.
ElricMustang 23
Don't give her your number next time if she's going to keep doing that.
SanchoClaus25 6
Tell him your new number is (281)330-8004 hit mike jones up on the low cuz mike jones about to blow
j_cat187 20
*calling a random number*
zombie_kiss 4
What's the number to?
The_Weirdo 10
Whoa, that's in my area code.
callous 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lukep135 6
Man that's deep
gc327072 31
Well, their name IS callous.
loloalltheway 23
So much hating, not enough loving :)
jetsown08 21
Give him the number to a local strip club.
gc327072 31
Better, the rick roll hotline.
TBelle4Ever 15
Say your number is "867-5309"