Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, I've changed my number twice already. When I asked why the insurance agent gave my contact details away without my consent, she replied, "But he seemed so concerned about you!" I suddenly wish there was a serial killer list I can upload her personal information to. Not that I'll actually do it, but fuck you. FML
Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
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Top comments
dadof2 4
I guess its time to stop giving it to your mother and whip your brothers a@@!!
CJ0106 1
I would do the same thing back to him. May not be the most mature approach but he'll probably learn his lesson.
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Comments (108)
OceanBlueSea 12
That sucks. My brother gave my number to a random guy on his world of warcraft game...he was my age but he was still creepy....it definitely sucks
klx125cross 9
Then don't give her your number... Her loss
slimjim9876 0
I think I got your old number
zero91 4
shame on you for going on those websites
aliciaanomalyyxo 12
Wow , your brother is an asshole. I could see the first time being really funny but after a while thats ridiculous , 4 times?! That's just being mean at that point.
Azrael9 11
change your phone number again and while you are at it, buy a cheap cell phone that takes those recharge cards if you really need to get a hold of your mother. or maybe you could get a restraining order against said brother and if he violates the terms he could go to jail.
bman0219 4
Your mom sounds like quite the **** for doing that 4 times I would put her number and your brothers number on all the websites you possibly could
Natalle11 6
Wow.... Your mom is stupid! I feel sorry for whoever gets that number after you.
dangousity 21
Try google voice ...... Give em that number if you must
ShyAnn29 15
40, I thought that too
SHUTTHEFRIGUP 3
Your mom is a ******* retard.