Today, I was out walking with a cute girl when we passed by a house with a Trump sign. Trying to make her laugh, I went to steal it. Turns out it was booby trapped. I got drenched by a sprinkler when I got close. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my elderly neighbor came crying to me about the horrible thing someone had done outside. I hurried out to find a big pile of dog shit with the head of Donald Trump stuck into it. I had to fake a coughing fit so she wouldn't realize I was laughing. I'm not sure I got away with it. FML
Today, I walked past a building site near my house, there was a sign saying "WARNING - Beware of the scaffolding". I started laughing at the stupidity of the sign, and walked straight into a metal pole. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML
Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML
Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and wearing a tank top when I suddenly walked through 10 feet of sprinklers and got completely soaked. A cop flagged me down in front of a bunch of people, because apparently I matched the description of a "suspect". He stared at my boobs the entire time. FML
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Today, I walked past two guys on the street. I heard one of them whisper, "Jeez, that girl looks like Donald Trump." FML
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Top comments
tounces7 28
What an idiotic way to try to impress someone. What was she supposed to be impressed by? Your immaturity?
LauraLaik 15
So did she laugh ?
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Comments (10)
MidnaLink 35
I mean, I can't tell you that you don't deserve that, but I can't say I wouldn't want to try that either.
tounces7 28
What an idiotic way to try to impress someone. What was she supposed to be impressed by? Your immaturity?
RichardPencil 32
You should have just reported them to The Deep State who would kill them and drink their blood.
LauraLaik 15
So did she laugh ?
Mooglefox 24
I would have done the same thing.
samsonity 5
Dumbasses together strong.
smackthat23 3
A lot worse would happen than a dang sprinkler if someone tried stealing something from my property :)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, at least it was only a sprinkler and not something worse. Knowing Trumpsters, it certainly could have been much worse.